really long reviews (always w/o paragraph breaks, jeez!) that abruptly end in mid-sentence, indicating they've reached their word limit.

Updating profiles can be done if you can prove something has changed since the profile was created.  If a provider's profile was created 10 years ago but her age is still listed as 21-25, then it will be updated if you do a problem report.

You've never done one so what do you kow? LOL just kidding. There is a 4000 character limit for the general details and a 6000 character limit for the juicy details. Characters include punctuation and spacing etc. (nence the no paragraph breaks on some Bigpapa. that takes up a lot of characters) Some reviewers tend to write novels, and some try to get by with a couple sentences. You are free to read them or not of course. Or to skim through them. Mine tend to be on the long side, because I feel I have a lot to share. I also personally like to read longer ones if they have the kind of information I am looking for. otherwise I will skip or skim. No you can't go check them because I am posting this under an alias. Sorry

What say 750 words max for the VIP entry?

If 3500+ word soliloquies of effusive post coital musings don't entertain; Change the channel!

I'm curious, what is your idea of a good review? I guess mine tend to be a little long winded, but what I try to get across is the nature of the experience, especially in regards to GFE.

If you mean by "facts" just a listing of services performed and positions attained, those types of reviews don't really give me the info I'm looking for. I'm always curious about what makes a performance a 10 instead of a nine. I know some of that is a result of TER's point system. But for me, it's more that just that, and that is what I look for in checking out a provider I am looking to see, and it is also what I try to get across in my reviews.

Just reading a litany of positions does not really tell me much. What is it makes a good review for you, since you seem to be unwilling to let us see what it is you choose to write in yours?

"I just spent 4 extra minutes reading a review to get the information I wanted. That was way too much trouble. How can I make this easier on me? I know, let's force these guys to write shorter reviews! Who's with me on this!?"

With all respect, don't we have enough unnecessary rules in the world already. Let's leave that to the politicians. You say you "have to plow through an enormous amount of narrative..." --- No, you don't -- There's a handy little device called a mouse. You just click on it and go on to the next review. BTW, if you limit the word count, what makes you think the reviewer won't cut the "facts" and keep the narrative?

IMO you're making the classic mistake of thinking everyone has your tastes. FWIW, I"m the opposite. I often skip short reviews because they rarely give you a sense of what the girl is like. Many are just shopping lists of positions: "We did CG, mish, doggie, standing doggie, lazy doggie, doggie doggie, double dip doggie..." and some acronym I never heard of. "She's really great at WYXDKZQ... I love girls who can do that with their feet behind their ears!..."

That's all great but, I appreciate reviewers who give me a sense of what the girl is actually like. Low key, starts slow but warms up if you give her time. All over you from the moment you walk in the door but sticks to a script. Warm and personal. Confident pro. New but eager to please. Wants you to take the lead. Bubbly. Hesitant. Sensuous. If the writer takes the time to give me a feeling for this girl, there's a better chance I'll make the right choice and have a great time. Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy? Bring it.

I don't mean to flame you (having a little fun) -- you have the right to your preferences and to dislike long reviews (and long posts like this) --- but turning your preferences into rules for everyone else - no, not a good idea.

Now I think I'll go write a long review while I still have the chance!