Mates,  

Upscale place, hot chicks, preferably liquor (not a local, don't know the laws).  Some touching preferably, but high mileage not a requirement.  Thanks.

try the link, look for something on the west side or maybe downtown.  LA has never been known as a great strip club city.  

.....and they all offer different things. You didn't mention how far you are willing to travel, what type of "show" that you are looking for, physically what are you looking for, mileage, etc. Without that data you wont get any accurate intel.

For the hottest girls I would recommend either 4Play or Bare Elegance LAX. Both clubs have strict hiring guidelines and their dancers are usually pretty hot. Mileage tends to be very low - just alot of nice eye candy. No alcohol, tho, since they are both nude clubs. Only topless clubs here in Cali serve booze since the dancers have to be 21+ in order to work there. Nude clubs hire dancers starting at 18yo. I don't normally frequent topless joints but the dancers at topless places tend to be older and not as hot as at the nude clubs, tho they are alot of fun and usually pros who know how to give a proper LD. But you never know what you'll find at any given club on any given night (or day).

so you won't waste too much time if you don't like it. Don't waste your money getting lap dance here. Great eye candy, but very low mileage.