If you don't want certainty go to any Asian massage place.  You MIGHT get a HE.  Might.  Check for places on backpage, tons of AMPs are listed.  The Chinese places tend to give actual massages, they are all over the place.  Just call and ask what kinds of girls they have.  The quality of massage in my experiences are, from better to worse, Chinese, Thai, Korean.   And you never know what you get.

There are no "places" in LA to get a Nuru.  That's just in the videos you have watched on Pornhub.  There are individual providers that you can book, but very few and far between, it's a speciality.  You can try Nadia, she travels a bit though.  She's in LA this weekend.

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