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ashleyshye698 reads

Only "One" Answer Per Person, Please.  

My Answer; At The OBGYN appointment. Lol.  

Lick Lick,

Ashle

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Silkstalkings361 reads

haha, that's a good one. Been to many friends funerals and seeing hot girls.

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sxfiendpark96428 reads

I crashed a funeral today.

Jeremy Grey: [mutters] Oh Jesus.

John Beckwith: It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.

[to Jeremy]

John Beckwith: I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up

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Senator.Blutarsky370 reads

...especially if she looks like this.

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GaGambler558 reads

I would have to say the WORST place would be, The Men's shower  in any gym in either West Hollywood or San Francisco. lol

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Alanah415540 reads

What about a guy getting aroused during a massage with a male therapist?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-5Lr0TUnSM

Related Link: Awkward places to get aroused

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OingeBoinge559 reads

You're assuming we would use a male therapist.  Now why would we do that....we are on TER after all, not at home with our hand and a copy of Play Girl!

Women might not have a problem using female massage therapist, but we are guys.....we have the guy code.  That is no guy gets near our junk.  At lease unless one tricks us dressed as a woman.

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LongerMonger414 reads

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Jinx_The_Cat443 reads

The question is worst place to get horny, not the worst place to pop an involuntary.   But I agree getting a hard on in a gay men's shower room would be pretty fucking funny.  And not in a good way.  

I think we're all a little curious though - how often are you in gay men's shower rooms, GaG?  :smirk:

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GaGambler396 reads

Are you telling me that there are a lot of gay men in those cities??? lol

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OingeBoinge404 reads

So that's number one.

Number two:  When you stop in on your mother's women's group meeting at her house.

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LongerMonger429 reads

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Jinx_The_Cat458 reads

Of course our friends from Alabama or Arkansas would disagree.

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Senator.Blutarsky477 reads

...now, the worst place to get horny in my opinion, would be in the middle of the Sheik's harem... You know you're going to get caught, and you know what they'll do to you, but you just can't help but sample the merchandise. LOL.

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mingdoy513 reads

Well the emperor of China made sure none of his enuchs could never have one!! OUCH!!! Somebody please bring a bandaid!!! Im sorry Ashley I don't think you want to lick this one!! LOL

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mingdoy511 reads

I might want to add. The creation of the to go box was created perhaps?

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Silkstalkings441 reads

While you're female Tailor is measuring your pants.

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luke19342460 reads

In a convent...

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Dave76015318 reads

My dental hygienist has amazing bolt-ons and is a belly dancer.  There's an issue with someone with razor sharp steel instruments in my mouth.  When I was a kid, I think my orthodontist hired Playmates as assistants.

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beachmaster343 reads

The worst possible place to get horny is anywhere but a good place!

Before the hair cut laying in the chair getting my hair washed by the nice young lady and...wood!

At the air show with a date and a good looking random woman starts asking questions about the airplanes and then starts coming on, and...!

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