"I don’t kick puppies. Well, you know, unless they’re asking for it. Those bitches know who they are."
I have NEVER lol'd from a provider ad until now. Not shilling. Just LMFAO! If you need a break from life, go read the rest of this ad, if only to grab yourself a chuckle.Thanks! I figure you guys get a lot of the same thing via these ads, "I am super sophisticated", "the perfect up-scale companion". I try and make mine a little different. Also, I just like to amuse myself.
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