A lady who did private shows but who wouldn't do FS let me put on a strap on over my undies and F@ck her that way.  She seemed to really enjoy it.  I'm still seeing a shrink to deal with the after effects.

I felt like I was cheating on the other hand. I poured vodka on my left hand to get my date drunk that evening.

but I can't think of anything strange that I used to get me off.  My sex life has been pretty vanilla, I guess.  Just women, and my right hand, but I do know, I prefer women to my hand....who wouldn't????  But next time we meet, I would be open to suggestions from you.....LOL

Swim

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There are a whole host of toys and vibrators. Masturbation sleeves (bought and home made) etc etc  
Others in include fantasies about ladies... not so strange  
Then there have been various water jets, in the pool, hot tub, and the shower.  
But perhaps the strangest was my left hand.. I do not know him so wel

Was probably 13-14 years old, raging hormones, no members of opposite sex interested in me, curious as hell.  Held my pecker down on the metal field, cranked the vibration up and soon enough made a mess.

my friends and I rented a house that had this new-fangled exercise machine with a flat vibrating platform... I tried to sit on it so I could get off, but it didn't vibrate hard enough or fast enough. My friends walked in on me in the midst of this and had a hay day laughing at me!

In my much younger days; humping a feather bed with satin sheets?  

for awhile so used to having sex i couldn't cum even after BBBJ or sex during the 1 hour session.  i guess my dick got desensitized.  

then started avoiding sex and mastrubating week at a time.   then when i did see a girl i came more easily.  had great orgasms!  although felt sorry for the girl since i erupted a weeks reserve of cum.

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not the strangest but...

the most effective: the magic wand!  

Sx

I used to use the jets in the spa to get off.  Also used a flesh-light once it felt great.

When i was a teenager I once used a frozen banana. What can I say? I had a sweet tooth. Lol

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Too embarrassing. I have such a dirty mind with the types of porn I watch every day and some of the things I've done and objects I've used that have Gotten me off! All these posts sound so tame in comparison.

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned rape, arson, or murder

None of which get me off; but they are common on police blotters everywhere, and throughout history.