Hey, we're pleasantly surprised by some of you laureates' poetic gifts. You gave such pleasant readings to lighten up and brighten up this Board. How 'bout  give us more. Try these recent headlines (since limerick was started by PerfectStorm):
* Hurricane Blaire Fierre hits south-land;
* Typhoon Emily blew from China to Culver;
* Bella Italiana Carla bids temporanea Addio;
* Where are those Russian ballerina swans?

There once was a storm name of Sandy,
Whose power made hobbyists randy.
She howled and blew,
And did DT, too.
A 9/9, she sure was a dandy....

The Cap'n Has Limericked

The Belle of Belfast City
Crossed America to Culver City
Picked the Oranges off a Tree
Threw her dreams out to sea
And considered the thrills -
          In Beverly Hills -
          With Fine Silky Frills -
          or by Ocean Waves 'till,
She, Irish Queen, Stood so Still -
And considered what tomorrow may bring..
         
The Clever Cameo x
Cheers

-- Modified on 12/29/2012 1:08:15 PM

...the most famous dirty limerick:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!

you poetic-gifted had better jumped at the chance to express;
we literary-challenged should just line up for a real taste.

More...

My Irish Kitty
'Tis so Sweet and Pretty
O' Touch me Softly,
I'm your Lover 'Knightley' -
O' Sir, Love me Nightly...


-- Modified on 12/29/2012 3:31:46 PM

There once was a girl name of Blaire
With whose beauty no one could compare
This girl was so fine.
Like a fine tasting wine.
So  the cost no one really could care

Between her sweet thighs
her heavenly pussy lies
it makes my dick rise

mouth  open skyward
on her tongue raindrops
of my love —

or...

my lips hesitate
at the edge of his tattoo
who was CK?

Arigato gozaimashtah,

dealeydaly

-- Modified on 12/29/2012 10:40:34 PM

Where are those Russian ballerina swans?
The ones with the gorgeous Venus mons.
If they ever come back
I'll be leading the pack
Of that incredibly long line of Johns.

Re: More... knight & fort-knight

In my younger days, senior friends advised,
"Once a king, always a king. Once a knight is enough."
Now that I'm senior, I understand their wisdom, becuz, now,
"Once a king, always a king. Once a fortnight is enough."

I couldn't come up with any more, but happy to have been the inspiration for this.

Actually credit has to go to zeroplush though. His subject line on that other thread was just begging to be a limerick!

Good job to the folks who contributed on this thread!