I was counting on the end of the world yesterday. I ran up my credit cards, went overboard with shopping  and opened and gave my gifts yesterday afternoon. Now I`m fucked with this anticlimatic hype, broke and pissed I didnt see a couple  of those $1200 porn stars for a threesome. Fucking Mayans and thier Machu Pichu bullshit..... I never liked them. I`m glad they are dead. ANYWAY   merry Xmas.

Don't be a Scrooge!

you know Im joking?

Yes, you were hilarious !

I stood my ground. I was a bit worried though that my stance would prove to be wrong. Though, now I have plenty of time to set up a 3-way with a couple of those $1600 porn stars, and can still open my presents on Christmas morning!  

On Thursday I had a session with a gal and I told her that since the world was going to end at midnight that night, why should any money be exchanged since she wouldn't have time to spend it. She looked at me with a keen eye and told me that if I believed that crap, then I should give her everything in MY bank account since I wouldn't be around to spend it! Ah! I love these smart gals!!! Ciao! (and a great holiday season to all!)

that performed regular human sacrifices and cannibalism.

just 13 years ago everyone was freaking out over y2k....    I guess 12-21 was the mayans version of y2k when they ran out of space to carve their hieroglyphics on their stones

Did you give her all your money?

The Mayans are gone. They were just off by a coupla five or six hundred years

(BTW, the Mayans didn't build Machu Pichu, that would be the Incas... different continent...North America vs. South America).