I had a conversation with a couple of guys that are in this hobby this weekend and this was the topic of conversation.   Why aren't there thin, skinny, hard bodied providers in LA?  Every other girl I meet at Clubs look like this is LA.  Sure there are some, but not with the while package.  The only one i have seen like this is Sasha and Sarah.  If you fit this profile please advise.    We want to contact you !!!

is there something wrong with sasha and sarah?  maybe the three of you could drive off into the sunset, content with being the only perfect bodied humans in the hobby in LA, frequenting TER.  That would be something, wouldn't it?

Yeah your so funny ! Quit making fun of my buddy because his absolutely right!!! The bottom line is there are very few fit bodies that I have seen out there Maybe one or two .I mean you would think that they would be more concerned about there appearance since there selling there bodies . That seafood diet is not working for these girls .All the food they see they eat ! Its very frustrating .

Love is in the air

Do providers respond to your inquiries? Most of them say they ignore your kind anyway: the misogynist complainer who lacks the intelligence to carry a simple conversation. Your spelling speaks volumes about your education (or lack thereof). Let me fill you in on something you missed in K-12. I will use your text here:

" Yeah your so funny !" SHOULD BE:  "Yeah, YOU'RE so funny!" (your vs you're or you are)
"his absolutely right" SHOULD BE "HE'S absolutely right" (his vs he's)
"about there appearance" SHOULD BE "about their appearance" (there vs there)
"since there selling" SHOULD BE " since they're selling" (there vs they're)
"there bodies" SHOULD BE "their bodies" (there vs their - again)
"Its very frustrating" SHOULD BE "It's very frustrating" (its vs it's)

I do not have the time to get into your capitalization and punctuation right now.

The point is: you are looking for a slim, athletic provider. The best of them are looking for polite and intelligent hobbyists. You are not what they are looking for. Why should you get what you are looking for? As someone like you would day, "Just sayin'"

If you are such a stud, why do you have to pay for it?
Providers also wonder why aren't there more clients who are intelligent, respectful, kind and act like true gentlemen, as opposed to the kind who are indiscreet, gossipy and overbearing. Quite the catch 22.

Oh yeah your looking looking for a girl with a great personality !! Maybe you should try E harmony or Match.com . Get a freaking life !!

We have to remember most of these guys are fat, out of shape, old fucks that can't get laid without paying.   We pay to have the women leave and not to bother us.   Different leagues.   I get it !!!!  We need to respect both sides of the fence.   Come on guys!!  Don't hate

You guys are haters because you are fat, out of shape, hairy, old dudes.   I get it !!  Done

Based on observing grammar, writing style, I would not be surprised if swish44 and FIDCUOF were one in the same.  

It seems like a coincidence that they both just happen to put spaces between the last word in a sentence and punctuation marks, specifically, exclamation points.  How odd  !!!

I'm sure I'm wrong, since FIDCUOF would never use an alias in the same thread to defend himself.

From what I hear you are not much of a prize yourself. 'nough said.

. If you consider 6 foot 5 inches tall a little man .Gee I must be talking to Dwight Howard .

Before you come on here criticizing LA providers, try working on your own self. You are not all that good looking from what they say in BC and your ISO is getting old.

getting off on bashing providers. Why don't you go get laid or read a book for a change? That could be your good deed for the day, as we all benefit when someone like you stays quiet.

narcissism, and OCD that makes scoring "hot chicks" so much easier for the rest of us.

The Inspector compliments the amateur sleuth on some very keen analysis of the clues.   I think he may have uncovered something significant here

Eh,  You like what you like.  Everyone has their preferences.  I haven't seen Eve McGuire yet, but she definitely on my to do list.

I pay them to leave ass hole!!!  Wow. How many times do I have to say this.  Yes, I'm in perfect shape, have money, and attractive.  I pay women to leave and NOT to call me.  You pay them for sex.  I know to different reasons.

I have been dancing off the radar for a little bit... However I do fit the criteria (If you find petite gals sexy.)

What category am i?

This girl is scrumptous. I'm seeing her again soon.