Have you ever noticed that there is no sexy way for a man to take off his socks before sex? I have always been told that it is not cool to screw with your socks on but when I am getting read to hit the bed with a provider we end up tearing off each other's clothes and there I am with only my socks on as she is on the bed. Do I stand on one leg, like a flamingo with a hard-on, and remove them one at a time. This looks good if you can pull it off gracefully but runs the risk of  tipping over if you are distracted and looking like a total klutz. Do I sit on the bed with my back turned to her and show her my fat butt?  Do I slip into bed and try to sneak them off while lying down?
 I don't have the right answer but I always look forward to summer when I can show up in sandals or sockless loafers.

whether your socks have holes in them? or whether your clothes are color coordinated (I don't know what colors go together)? whether you take off your shirt first or your pants first? if you have to take a pee, how do you excuse yourself?
So many perplexing situations that I don't know what to do. But, how one should remove their socks is certainly the most profound and difficult to address.

In my case(s) I am usually at the room first.  I remove my socks and shoes before she even gets there.

Yeah, it really kills the moment. I wish they made Velcro rip-off socks, like they do with sweat pants. Then you could just whip them off in one second!  

Same scenario. They rolled down a little when ii was pushing my pants off with my feet, socks didn't make it off.next she started a bj and I pulled one sock off and she pulled the other off during the bj.

You know who likes a good Fisting?
Sock Puppets.

I say, when you enter, take off your shoes and socks, do your chit chat, then all is taken care of ! Happy Playing xoxo

What about edible socks...ewww...LOL!

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if it makes u feel better....i kinda have a thing for leaving my socks on. Nothing more....just socks. If they're frilly socks, hell, thats ever better.


we can be sock buddies together. hot and ridiculous all at the same time.....