I was married to an accountant from the age of 19-31.  She had a vagina as dry as the Sahara.  Ever since my divorce, the only women that turn me on are strippers, escorts, and pornstars.  I dated 2 and both had drug problems, which I just cant handle.

Anyway, I tried going back to a normal woman and it's killing me!  Why do I need a nice sweetheart that happens to ride cock for a living?  It's just such a turn on!  

God, I might be getting old.  Like watching my GF with other guys, but don't like drugs!  When I was young, I was jealous and liked drugs!