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You providers are so damned lucky!
General Colon Bowel 737 reads
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In at least 99 per cent of reviews containing DATY the hobbiest brings the provider to orgasm using his magical mouth..  And quite often not just one orgasm, but 3 or 4.  And the provider always gets really really wet.  

I read somewhere that a lot of providers rarely cum, and yet, when they get some hobby mouth they have shuddering O's.
I hope you providers appreciate how lucky you are to have us shove our hair covered peridontally challenged gobs into your perfumed pussy and roughly bite and manipulate your ever-wanting clit until you scream in multi-orgasmic delight.

mufftime 270 Reviews 175 reads
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2 / 9

Posted By: General Colon Bowel
In at least 99 per cent of reviews containing DATY the hobbiest brings the provider to orgasm using his magical mouth..  And quite often not just one orgasm, but 3 or 4.  And the provider always gets really really wet.  

I read somewhere that a lot of providers rarely cum, and yet, when they get some hobby mouth they have shuddering O's.
I hope you providers appreciate how lucky you are to have us shove our hair covered peridontally challenged gobs into your perfumed pussy and roughly bite and manipulate your ever-wanting clit until you scream in multi-orgasmic delight.

Lanforce 8 Reviews 260 reads
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3 / 9

Is the providers subtle (yet ego preserving) way of saying "would you please STOP THAT !!!"

(But then again, some of us can lick our eyebrows and we KNOW that THIS particular girl really did have a good time with us.

Just Sayin...

oceanpacific9 53 Reviews 230 reads
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4 / 9

I have brought this subject up a time or two, but General you are right on this one. The providers just can't get enough and of the tongue lashing  and then the always giant dick that she marvels at goes in and the O's just continue. I mean how many times can a girl orgasm, most in the civilian world hardly ever but the providers are just a giant gusher. These ladies are just damn luck I tell you.

Posted By: General Colon Bowel
In at least 99 per cent of reviews containing DATY the hobbiest brings the provider to orgasm using his magical mouth..  And quite often not just one orgasm, but 3 or 4.  And the provider always gets really really wet.  

I read somewhere that a lot of providers rarely cum, and yet, when they get some hobby mouth they have shuddering O's.
I hope you providers appreciate how lucky you are to have us shove our hair covered peridontally challenged gobs into your perfumed pussy and roughly bite and manipulate your ever-wanting clit until you scream in multi-orgasmic delight.

G2 272 reads
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5 / 9

on their own make the best lovers.  The phenomenon to which you refer is just another example of how nerds focus their pent-up frustration to become the most highly skilled dick jockeys and oral artisans.  I thought everybody knew that.  :-)

"After I gave her a third orgasm from DATY, she finally said she couldn't take any more and needed me to get inside her.  Who am I to disobey a request like that?  So I put on a cover and began to pump away until her poor pussy could take no more.  After she caught her breath, she said the hadn't cum so many times in one hour in her entire life, and thanked me."

Sorry, your time's up.  Next.  

-- Modified on 5/2/2012 11:19:50 PM

G2 155 reads
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6 / 9
QueenBia See my TER Reviews 232 reads
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7 / 9

I keep reading the reviews too & I have been searching for a real Head Dr....

Lanforce 8 Reviews 175 reads
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8 / 9

all the way to "o".

THEN I switch to upper case.
No complaints yet !!!

On Topic:
Patron:  "What's with that dude  - all those beautiful girls sitting with him ?"
Patron:  "He's not really that attractive."

Bartender:  
"Dunno - all I know is he comes in here every night, sitting in the back, drinking his beer, and licking his eyebrows...."

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