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limerick
salsaman 7 Reviews 326 reads
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There once was a gal from Van Nuys,
Who gave pleasure to all of the guys.
She could contract her vagina
To a pinpoint or finah..........
And accommodate any old size.

* Inspired by the inaugural poet, a triple 1st (Latino gay immigrant), I thought perhaps it's auspicious time for you gifted ones to enrich, brighten and lighten this forum. How 'bout any ode to the land of angels that gave us so much angelic beauty and heavenly pleasures?
* I happened to come across the top 100 for all cities (forgot to specify LA), and out of curiosity I saw 8 Angelenos out of the top 50, to wit, Blaire Fierre (13), Vanessa Darling (24); Nora DiAngelo (26); Kiera King (27); Miko Lee (30); Eden Adams (32); Sadie Joy (41); Madame Patricia in double (49), with ranking in parenthesis. Actually pretty good to have 16% in a worldwide setting.

CaptainRenault319 reads

There once was a lady named Em,
who came to LA on a whim.
But her affairs of the heart
Were so off the chart
That she rose to the top of the limb.

There once was a lady named Blaire
With whose service no one could compare
She lowered her rates.
Got so many dates.
Now you pay up to play with her derriere.

...Our providers will make you swoon.
Every other one is a ten,
You'll see them again and again
and leave whistling a happy tune!

There once was a gal from Van Nuys,
Who gave pleasure to all of the guys.
She could contract her vagina
To a pinpoint or finah..........
And accommodate any old size.

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