one of my regulars. We had made the rounds through all of the sexual positions during the session and wound up in mish at the end (my favorite).  We were both worked up and into the act, and started thrusting back at each other vigorously, when suddenly, on the upstroke, I slid all the way out.  I said, "Oh, sorry, I thought I was longer."  We both cracked up so much we couldn't finish.  I went home, so she gave me extra time the next time to make up for it, but every time I saw her after that, I would think about it and start laughing during the session. For the next few months, she would make little jokes like, "Do you want to measure anything before we start?"  Or, "Do you want to put a pillow under my ass so you don't fall out?"  It was a running private joke between us for a few more years that I saw her.

My guy went to shower before our encounter and he was wrapped up in a towel around his waist. So we were making out on the bed but on our knees and I was fondling with his boys with my hands, and it was extremely wet. I said hmm and looked down and my hand was bloody. I said omg, did you start your period?  We both laughed so hard. What happened was he accidentally cut his penis skin a little from the zipper of his pants when he got undressed in the bathroom and he didn’t think anything of it other than a little pinch. We still laugh up to this day.  

Lick Lick,

Ashley

Met a girl for a FBSM. Started with a glass of wine and talking. She started the massage.  Flipping over she asked if I would massage her feet for a bit while having more wine.  Facing each other naked massaging her feet she fell asleep for about 20 minutes.  She woke up and fell asleep for 10 more minutes.   Finally woke up, apologized, went to her purse and grabbed a condom.  Told her I didn't have the extra money.  Just enough for the FBSM.  She said, "don't worry, church is open, you're nice and I'm horny." Who was I to deny her.