So one of the highly reviewed providers we work with recieved this email tonight.  I think its hilarious!

Hobbyist: "Sounds like fun, please tell me more. And a face pic would be great.
Also, where are you. I’m free tonight."

Provider: "Hi there,

What city are you located in?  I'm available!  And how long of an appointment are you interested in?"

Hobbyist: "I would like to see a face pic please..."

Provider: "If you want to go through screening then I'll send one afterwards.  Sorry but I don't just send my face pic out to anyone."

Hobbyist: "Only cops still try to pull the "screening" scam."

Provider: "Alright. You must actually be the cop, because everyone goes through screening. Have a good night."

Hobbyist: "no honest provider would not send a face pic. That's an agency trick. And ONLY cops pull the screening scam. That's so when they bust you when u show up they have solid proof. I have been a hobbyist for years, and u r waving way to many red flags"

Provider: "LOL your funny.  The only providers that DON'T screen are the ones you can't trust.  Have a nice day.  Idiot."

Hobbyist: "And you too, officer"

TRUE EMAIL.  No BS... I think this is HILARIOUS!  What a dumb ass.

"no honest provider would not send a face pic. That's an agency trick. And ONLY cops pull the screening scam. That's so when they bust you when u show up they have solid proof. I have been a hobbyist for years, and u r waving way to many red flags"

The hobbyist had asked for a face pic.  In which the provider replied she'd send one if he went through screening since she didn't know him, and that was his response.  

I got it a kick out of it... just thought I'd share.

and claims he has been one for years, than he must be familiar with TER, and maybe has a handler.  So, the following question your girl should have asked is if he's a member of TER and what is his handler, than add it to the post to expose the fucker and kick him of out of TER.  this guy raises too many red flags so intel is important more than the laughs (which we appreciate, of course).

I've been doing it wrong all this time.  Wait are you gonna tell me that I shouldn't give an envelope to an unknown unreviewed provider, that obviously doesn't resemble her pics at all, is not even close by 3 decades to the age she advertises,  stuffed with enough dough to feed a small village somewhere and tell her to meet me at some random hotel in 4 hours?

Huh? who knew? LOL

p.s. You all have some of the sexiest officers on the planet.  LOL

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Your right, she should have asked for his TER handle.  I'm sure that would have been the deal breaker on whether or not he was a hobbyist or LE.  Either way, he's an idiot.