It's so nice to log onto this board and actually be able to READ discussions. Thank you TER for separating!

Now, I'm not sure about everyone else, but I have a little "dirty fantasy" checklist.  Does anyone else have one?  I've had the whole rose petals, champagne, candles fantasy... And let me tell you gents, if you have not had sex on a bed of rose petals with a sexy woman... You are missing out!

I've been naughty in public places... IE.. Car, club, someone's roof (lol), but have so many to check off my list. I'm sure there are many out there and was wondering if any of you wanted to share yours...?

I'm heading to Hawaii next week and have always wanted to hike to a secluded waterfall and, well... Get my world rocked! Hmmm... Pretty sure that ones getting checked off the list . I feel like Santa ha ha.. Making a list, checking it twice

(if there's typos, please excuse. I'm on my iPhone with annoying autofix)

nobody would ever have sex with me again!  And that would include ex-wife, GFs and providers.  I think a lot of guys are that way.

The things on this thread so far are just fun places or different ways to have sex, and fortunately, I've had plenty of those over the years.  But "deepest, darkest?"  Probably best left as an unspoken fantasy.

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If anyone is going to write the book “Hobby for Dummies”, pls include this case study:
  Once upon a time, Rock-Head toured the land of TER-CV in search of his fair lady. After some initiations, he found ATF in UTR village, far from TER-CV. He visited her several times. One day she bestowed upon him a big surprise, an encounter of the 4th kind, aka BB ingress. He went to cloud nine. When he returned to Earth, she said, “I want you to forsake all other pursuits, because I just showed you how you’re special and exclusive to me” He gladly obliged, and lived happily ever after – for about 4 months.
  A nightmare woke him one night, with a horrible thought, “What if she has same approach to all other suitors? Is this how she lives so far from TER-CV?”  His ego was bruised. He started to worry about that demon STD. But he was addicted to that lady fair.
  He confided in a good friend “Dr. Laura”, who told him the story of Don Quixote, in search of Dulsinea, and found a windmill. He is still lost in voodoo space, hopelessly possessed!
Moral of story? Don't let your fantasy control you.

I want to be with four women at the same time.  I want one sucking my cock, one licking/playing wih my balls, one kissing me and one sitting on my face enjoying her sweet honey.  Maybe even one more rubbing herself in front of me.  That would be my fantasty.

Chances are if you speed in New Mexico and get pulled over by the state patrol you can cross #1 off your Top 5 list!

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OOOhhh my list santa!! Ive been naughty hehehe

I dont know if these count but I have to top 5 lists

A. Top 5
1. Police --In his cop car in public in uniform
2. Firefighter -- in his fire truck or at his fire station and staying really quiet
3. Marine -- dressed up in his blues/military ball
4. Doctor/Paramedic -- either at his office/in a room with another patient/one of those gyno tables
5. Lawyer -- bent over/on top of his desk @ his office or in an empty courtroom...mmmmmmmm :}

Role Play
1. Come home to all the lights off and he makes love to me in the dark catching me a little off guard [nothing too crazy or scary]
2. On the beach @ an exotic island/floating hut
3. In a swingers club or party
4. In a church during session
5. In the kitchen while making cookies hehe and then making love on the counter/island with caramel, chocolate, & whip cream....

oooooo I could go on and on and on but I dont want to get too turned on..I might have to masturbate...lmao

Awww Xia I feel bad for you :{

Even better [not to be a nusiance] if you could get them a different nationality and hair color

ooo
blonde
redhead
brunette
black

caucasian
asian
african american
latina

Oh would that be a party or would that be a party! holla!! :} lol
I know Im silly ;P

RIMMING!!!!!!!!!!!  HEY NOW!!!

funny i was just thinking that very question at lunch today, what would be my ultimate fantasy w/a provider?  my fantasy is pretty pedestrian, i just love when a girl calls me daddy.  in fact a girl’s willingness to do that for me is the only reason i would see her.  Nothing turns me on more than a beautiful woman looking into my eyes and saying the word “daddy” as she plays with me.

as i’ve traveled and met several lovely ladies quite willing to accommodate me, i’ve engaged in multiple situations within that role play, and all of them have been delicious.  Of course, I’ll leave specifics between myself and my dates.

but i’ve never had two girls calling me daddy at once…i think that would blow my mind, among other things!

At my age, I'm good with being a side dish but I really like watching chicks who are into each other.

Back in the FBSM days Roxy was into rosepetals. MAN, what a treat!

Make sure you have your mosquito net ! They will be the first to eat you up!

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I am sitting in a dark movie theater in the back with just a few folks around me, and a beautiful blonde is giving me head, while I am fingering a redhead on the seat next to me.  The blonde is wearing crotchless panties and sits on top of me and slides right in.  In the meantime the redhead gets down in front and starts slurping my balls.

Mikki, I like the way you think,

My little twist to this scenario is to have three different women in a 24 hour period,  with hobbying, it is just a matter of putting the funds and timing together,  I got really close once in my private life, and have been trying to really put it together since then.  

where you can bone to your heart's content!

I'm not old enough to be with 4 at once because I have a rule that the woman or women have to be younger than me and over legal age. So 4 x 18 =72 still a ways off. LOL

Yeah, That's one I have yet to do. I did have very similar looking sisters and for one of them I was her first client ever when we did the 3-some which was cool.

The Twins I dreamt of teaming with would not even hear of it. So the fantasy with them lives on in a different world.

a pair of Panda Bears dressed in leather chaps and they all… oh, never mind.

aww why thank you darling, I'm pretty "out of the box" plus that's kind of been my fantasy to execute a cooridnation like that for a long tome but who knows this might be my year to 'get er done!"
hehehehehe

Now now.....behave..Mr. H.