...but the others are so much more important to the gestalt. E can be amazing, if done right and sincerely. Knew an AMP lady -- older, about 40, but hot -- Korean -- she would scream "fuck that asian pussy" and "fuck that asian cunt" when nearing orgasm, but although cliche in the actual words, did it with such enthusiasm and sincerity that it was a total turn on....
A~ Kissing
B~ Oral Sex
C~ Anal Sex
D~ Nipple Play
E~ Dirty Talk
I Would Eliminate “C”
Lick Lick,
Ashley
I would eliminate E. Answers will probably be different depending if the answer is coming from a dude or a lady.
I know a couple of ladies that enjoy that, but I'm "meh" . As far as receiving, experienced during a Bondassage session and while interesting, not exactly my cup o' tea.
But as the say in NOLA, "whatever boils yer crawfish."
Did you session with a tranny?
You've obviously never heard of "Bondassage." But you never let your stupidity get in the way of making a fool of yourself.
the "slow" children here, even after a long reputation for being obtuse, you have no idea when I'm making a joke because you are so tightly wound, you don't have a sense of humor anymore. I know what the term means, but have never partaken. Unlike you, having something inserted in my ass is not my idea of a good time. In fact, I have a tattoo just above my butt-crack that says "Exit Only." However, since you have ED, its right up your alley, so that's why you have become a well-known "bottom." I can only imagine that nipple cups complete the scene for you since you have bigger boobs than many of the ladies here.
Any time you have to explain you were joking, it's not funny.
Do you know Dave76015 well enough to "joke" about taking it in the ass from a TS? I suppose you're going to say that you've "exchanged many, many PMs" with him as you are always bullshitting you do with other hobbyists.
And, of course, you are so fucking stupid that you are still using the term "tranny." Tranny is the equivalent of the N word when talking about TS. It is a derogatory term, a slur. In 2017, the word was banned by several major media stylebooks and considered hate speech by Facebook.
TER has a TS board. TER is very broad-minded even though our minds are on broads. The TS board is one of the oldest discussion boards on TER. Why don't you go on the TS board and post some of your "tranny" jokes there? Let's see how well they go over there.
You really are fucking stupid.
because if they are that sensitive they shouldn't be here. I hate easily offended people. We have enough of that in the real world. We don't need that here.
But I don't know any tranny jokes.
but I could looks up a joke,
Let me see.
Oh yeah there is this Halloween classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo
I'll go post it now. Let's see if them ladies get mad. Hey TER admin. stay out of it.
Now I'll go post it at the TS board and say hello. 
So... you are easily offended by people who are easily offended?
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Oh, the irony of realizing you just said you hate yourself!
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Probably not a surprising realization to others who post here.
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Just sad for you.
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Life is good.
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The Cat
You can get in trouble for posting a photo of another member. With that said, how did you get this photo of BigPapsmear all dolled up to go out on a Saturday night? Are those spider veins, or did he forget to shave his armpits? Using a bustier to hold up his saggy tits are a good look when he goes "cruising" for dick.
I guess it's ok when it's YOU being the gutless puke.
What a fucking hypocrite.
Excuse me, What a GUTLESS fucking hypocrite.
...think of me and all Jews:
"no wonder they threw your kind in the fucking oven."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/politics-and-religion-39/yes-i-am-sure-you-would-have-gotten-fragged-365134?page=
And while I won't use that kind of language here, YES you are most definitely a racist yourself, AND you are a gutless coward for not reposting your racist post on the K-Girl board that PROVES what a racist you are despite your promise to do so.
Let me ask you, why do you dislike Asians so much? Did one of us beat you out for a scholarship years ago because we are smarter than you? Or is it because you could never break into the pretty much closed loop of the So Cal K-Girl world of several years ago because NO ONE would vouch for you while someone like me who doesn't even live in So Cal was able to see anyone I wanted? Or is there some other reason you hate Asians that none of us know about? Come on BPOS, you are always DEMANDING answers from the rest of us, maybe baring your soul a bit will take that racist chip off your shoulder
the PC warriors? Don't hold your breath. Bwahahahahahaha
You have 42 posts on the GD board where you are referring to providers as hookers. No big deal, because we all use it and the ladies there are not offended for the most part. So as the resident language Nazi, you think "tranny" is worse? There are 1070 posts on the TS board that contain the word "tranny", so you CLEARLY don't know what the fuck you're talking about, BigPapsmear.
Its telling that when it comes to trannies, you automatically assume that the tranny is the "top" and the customer is the bottom. That says volumes about YOUR own orientation. BTW, I HAVE exchanged many PM's with TS Sasha. She's really funny. Ask her if you want. I even told her she has the best photoshoots of any tranny. She was appreciative of the compliment and not offended like you are because she already knows I don't buy into "political correctness." I'm all about free speech, and that's why I'm on TER and not some other fuck-site where they censor the posts. You can say fuck here instead of f**k.
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We discussed the word tranny and when I told her I was NEVER going to go all PC and stop using the word tranny, she responded that as long as I never called her a "ladyboy" that we were good. TSSasha was much more open minded and easy to get along with than BigPapsmear any day. I wish he would leave and that she would come back, her and I became fast friends because she didn't take herself too seriously, something that can never be said about BPOS.
All of them are eliminated 99.9% of the time and not by me.
Kissing - don't kiss, don't get it.
oral sex - a little bit covered
anal - eww, only met one that wanted it.
Nipple play - got to convince them to remove bra sometimes
dirty talk - nah
Don't miss none of these
lick lick
I would get rid of C and E. Dirty talk just reminds me of walking through a ghetto, and its depressing. Anal sex has no appeal for me unless its a lady who absolutely loves it and is aggressive about wanting it. I think there are a lot of ladies that claim to enjoy anal, but really are just "tolerating" it.
When it comes to the other three, I would literally fight for them, especially kissing. Some will disagree, but I have always believed DFK to be the most intimate thing a man and woman can do together. It does carry some health risks, though. If you French kiss a woman, you COULD catch any one of 115 communicable diseases. If you lick her pussy, the most you can get is 12.
...but the others are so much more important to the gestalt. E can be amazing, if done right and sincerely. Knew an AMP lady -- older, about 40, but hot -- Korean -- she would scream "fuck that asian pussy" and "fuck that asian cunt" when nearing orgasm, but although cliche in the actual words, did it with such enthusiasm and sincerity that it was a total turn on....
E, and maybe D. A and B are must haves, C is a bonus......
LLAP,
Swim
I could live without anal. I really enjoy it but I think it's more about the fact that it's dirty than a physical sensation.
On the other hand, not getting to DATY? I'd rather stay home and rub one out. I have skipped getting BJ in numerous sessions but not DATY.
Kissing is what makes the mechanical intimate for me.
I've known a couple of ladies who get off on nipple play. Mine are about as sensitive as a doorknob.
And a woman who knows how to spice things up with just the right amount of dirty talk at just the right moment can make me pop like saying Open Sesame.
Although that can go bad too. In the middle of doing a lady several years ago, she commenced with the dirty talk. It got a little distracting. Then she stopped mid-sentence after messing up her over-rehearsed lines--I think she said something such as "Yeah baby fuck my hair good". Perhaps she needed a teleprompter.
and she said "hare" not "hair" 
You may be right. We were after all going at it like bunnies.
on a scale of 1 to 10 - 10 being a must
10 Kissing
8 Oral Sex
0~ Anal Sex
10~ Nipple Play
8~ Dirty Talk