......that jolly old horndog. And you never know where he might enter. He can cum down your chimney; march erectly in your front door; or squeeze his enormous heft and girth through your backdoor, in order to empty his swollen sack of pearly baubles deep in your well appointed interior. But no matter how he cums in, you can be sure he will leave you wit a White Christmas.
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