A~ Kissing
B~ Oral Sex
C~ Anal Sex
D~ Nipple Play
E~ Dirty Talk

I would eliminate E.  Answers will probably be different depending if the answer is coming from a dude or a lady.

I know a couple of ladies that enjoy that, but I'm "meh" .  As far as receiving, experienced during a Bondassage session and while interesting, not exactly my cup o' tea.  
But as the say in NOLA, "whatever boils yer crawfish."

All of them are eliminated 99.9% of the time and not by me.  
Kissing - don't kiss, don't get it.  
oral sex - a little bit covered
anal - eww, only met one that wanted it.  
Nipple play - got to convince them to remove bra sometimes
dirty talk - nah
Don't miss none of these

Did you session with a tranny?  

I would get rid of C and E.   Dirty talk just reminds me of walking through a ghetto, and its depressing.  Anal sex has no appeal for me unless its a lady who absolutely loves it and is aggressive about wanting it.  I think there are a lot of ladies that claim to enjoy anal, but really are just "tolerating" it.  

...but the others are so much more important to the gestalt.  E can be amazing, if done right and sincerely.  Knew an AMP lady -- older, about 40, but hot -- Korean -- she would scream "fuck that asian pussy" and "fuck that asian cunt" when nearing orgasm, but although cliche in the actual words, did it with such enthusiasm and sincerity that it was a total turn on....

E, and maybe D.  A and B are must haves, C is a bonus......

I could live without anal.  I really enjoy it but I think it's more about the fact that it's dirty than a physical sensation.  
On the other hand, not getting to DATY? I'd rather stay home and rub one out. I have skipped getting BJ in numerous sessions but not DATY.  
Kissing is what makes the mechanical intimate for me.
I've known a couple of ladies who get off on nipple play. Mine are about as sensitive as a doorknob.  
And a woman who knows how to spice things up with just the right amount of dirty talk at just the right moment can make me pop like saying Open Sesame.
Although that can go bad too. In the middle of doing a lady several years ago, she commenced with the dirty talk. It got a little distracting. Then she stopped mid-sentence after messing up her over-rehearsed lines--I think she said something such as "Yeah baby fuck my hair good".  Perhaps she needed a teleprompter.

You've obviously never heard of "Bondassage."  But you never let your stupidity get in the way of making a fool of yourself.

the "slow" children here, even after a long reputation for being obtuse, you have no idea when I'm making a joke because you are so tightly wound, you don't have a sense of humor anymore.  I know what the term means, but have never partaken.  Unlike you, having something inserted in my ass is not my idea of a good time.  In fact, I have a tattoo just above my butt-crack that says "Exit Only."   However, since you have ED, its right up your alley, so that's why you have become a well-known "bottom."  I can only imagine that nipple cups complete the scene for you since you have bigger boobs than many of the ladies here.  

and she said "hare" not "hair"

You may be right. We were after all going at it like bunnies.

Any time you have to explain you were joking, it's not funny.

because if they are that sensitive they shouldn't be here. I hate easily offended people. We have enough of that in the real world. We don't need that here.  
But I don't know any tranny jokes.  
but I could looks up a joke,  
Let me see.  
Oh yeah there is this Halloween classic

I guess it's ok when it's YOU being the gutless puke.

...think of me and all Jews:

And while I won't use that kind of language here, YES you are most definitely a racist yourself, AND you are a gutless coward for not reposting your racist post on the K-Girl board that PROVES what a racist you are despite your promise to do so.

So... you are easily offended by people who are easily offended?  
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Oh, the irony of realizing you just said you hate yourself!  
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Probably not a surprising realization to others who post here.  
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Just sad for you.  
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Life is good.
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The Cat

You can get in trouble for posting a photo of another member.  With that said, how did you get this photo of BigPapsmear all  dolled up to go out on a Saturday night?  Are those spider veins, or did he forget to shave his armpits?  Using a bustier to hold up his saggy tits are a good look when he goes "cruising" for dick.  

the PC warriors?  Don't hold your breath.  Bwahahahahahaha

on a scale of 1 to 10   - 10 being a must  

We discussed the word tranny and when I told her I was NEVER going to go all PC and stop using the word tranny, she responded that as long as I never called her a "ladyboy" that we were good. TSSasha was much more open minded and easy to get along with than BigPapsmear any day. I wish he would leave and that she would come back, her and I became fast friends because she didn't take herself too seriously, something that can never be said about BPOS.