Los Angeles
I sent you a PM. EOM
Guy goes on blind date with 5 other people a la "Table For Six".
The facilitator keeps urging him to "be honest".
It turns out he is an avid hobbyist and is perfectly fine with being honest.
Hilarity Ensues.
(I Challenge you to read this and not wet yourself whilst laughing)
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