Hey babes! Before you think I've gone crazy, these new real life dolls are the new craze. Some people of  course are skeptical, some intrigued. In Amsterdam, they are starting to have legal brothels where you can pay to enjoy one of these dolls. Now my idea would obviously be for the freaky, progressive minded individuals (lol). I was thinking about investing my $ on one of these dolls and offering duo sessions at a lower rate (compared to a regular duo session). Thoughts? I have a feeling a surge of sarcastic comments coming through haha- but I'm totally serious  

... how much for just the doll??  LOL

your doubles partner stealing your clients.  

you would definitely be offering up a niche service so I am sure some guys would boook to check the doll out too but you in real life are smoking hot so id assume they prefer you haha hope you have been well.

Not my cup of tea. For starters, I'm having a hard time imagining the dynamics of such a session... "Ashley, hold it still while I do her"? Granted, I've never seen one in real life, so maybe they have enough weight to remain in a position?  

At least you wouldn't have to chain the doll to the deck-railing during the session...

LOL

Guess I'm the only weirdo in LA 😆

LOL... I can guarantee that you're not! :P

...really think Amsterdam has brothels with MALE dolls?  Do you really think MALE dolls can be customized with different colored fingernails?

It was sarcasm...

he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.  He takes most things I'm joking about literally UNLESS I put LOL at the end.  Then even HE gets that I'm not serious.  Maybe you should consider dumbing it down for him too?  

A girl, even though blown up, doesn't talk smack, takes it hard and deep, doesn't pressure clients for a high scoring review, donation on the low side, up for anything and everything.  

You would know that I don't pay my GF's anything.  Its RL OTC.  If its not, then I'm just a customer.  Nevertheless, in your case, I could see how YOU would feel threatened by a blow up doll.  The classy ladies here that don't talk smack aren't worried about inflatable competition  You having a slow week?  No customers?  Not surprised.  

...Cowardly Lion's favorite type of woman - a meek, submissive K-girl....a human blow-up doll, as it were.  That's the only women he sees.  He can't handle an assertive woman like you so he has to attack you by claiming you're not classy and have no customers.  He has absolutely no game; he can only hurl insults when he's butt-hurt.  He can never come up with a clever riposte, a witty quip or a bon mot.  Sad!

I'm thinking of setting up a Go Fund me page for you CDL to buy you a sense of humour.  I mean you claim to have one, but I just don't see it.

Shauna save your breath. We all know that anyone that brags as much as CDL is completely full of shit.  
I’m sure that, in a post where he mentioned “racing exotic cars,” what he actually did was ride the bumper cars at the local carnival.
I’ve never read a single post from anyone but CDL about OTC girlfriends so I’m sure more BS.

As opposed to sad basement dwellers like you some of us have actually met Shaunna. And to steal  a line from Seinfeld “She’s)real and she’s SPECTACULAR!!”
Now go off in your private jet to Aspen with your OTC girlfriend...hahahahahahah
The difference between you and most of us here is you give waaaayyyyy too much info about yourself, while the rest of us stay quiet and humble and you make up BS and troll. It’s interesting that someone that creates this fantasy life also has to put people down with lies... I’ll remind you that the Palace is well stocked with condoms and perhaps only a jackass like you would be having BBFS with an escort.

that see girls OTC.  We all PM each other about it.  Not surprised you haven't experienced it.  Providers are very intuitive about separating the winners from the losers very quickly.  If you search the Kgirl board, it has been discussed by many on multiple occasions.  Its also been discussed ad nauseam on the GD board for many years.  On the GD board, many Providers have stated that they give their best customers OTC time.  (Would you believe it coming from a provider).  There are guys all over the country getting OTC dates with Providers of all ethnicities.  You have to be charming and decent looking.  If they're out in  public with a guy that is clearly not in their league, it just screams "paid escort."  Now you know the reason you don't get OTC time.  You're one of those skeptical guys who thinks because YOU haven't been to the international space station, no one has.  When you post something like this, it just makes you look like the total rookie that you are.  Did someone tape a "kick me" sign to your back?

to you, but a few of my closest hobby buddies have seen the photos of the OTC dates.  Pleeeeeze, spare me the spin about your time at the Palace.  Everyone here knows you were going there for the easy BBFS.  I heard Nana, your favorite and one of the most notorious,  is back.  How many times have you seen her?   I know you reviewed her more than once.  The fact that YOU brought up the Palace shows your concern about other providers knowing about your history there.  You can't hide from your reviews.  

They say you're nobody on the internet unless you have a stalker.  Unfortunately, my stalker, the Shar Pei, looks more canine and human, but he can hump your leg better than anybody else here.  I don't see what the difference is in paying $500 for two hours with a Kgirl versus $500 for one hour with an indie, except that when I leave, I have a bigger smile on my face from MSOG.  

...so he resorts to ad hominem attacks.  And this from the troll who once said:

Apparently fairy dust shoots out of his arses.

two-hour session today with a very hot Korean girl.  You were here.  So who do you think ended up getting fucked the most today?  Not clever?  LMAO

An arse, just a trim and muscular butt, unlike BigP, who has skin folds hanging over his arse, which look like a poorly constructed shingle roof, but probably keeps the rain off. LMAO

...on the L.A. board (more than double the posts of 2nd place):
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=1

Only a single serious response. And a few fights between other posters. Wow.  

To do this because your cubicle lacks privacy, but I have two computers in my desk, one for work and another logged into TER.  If you create a chart of my posting times, you will find most of my posting is during business hours, while you're slaving away in your cubicle.  My weekend posting is much less, and most tend to be very short, so no big time investment.  Of course, you will also see the consistent blocks of time where I am absent three or four days a week while I'm sessioning, and then a couple of Saturdays and/or Sunday's when I'm invited to spend OTC time with providers.  

About the girl and or the incall so that any hobbyist that sees her will know I was there by checking off the details himself.  You damage your own credibility by claiming I have ANY fake reviews when you not seen a single girl that I have seen. Can you possibly make yourself a bigger moron?  

I have seen many of the girls CDL reviewed and I do not believe his reviews are fake. Sometimes our experiences are different, but he always notes things about the girl's appearance (Ex. Actual chest size compared to ad) or location (ex. No hooks for clothing) that are consistent with my observations.

just post info and some humorous observations here, but when I do, the attack dogs come out, mostly Lil Mamasan and her butt-ranger, Lip-Lice.  I'm not the kind of guy that gets bullied.  In person, it would have ended it long-ago, but cowards love the anonymity of Keyboard machismo.   Virtually EVERYONE on the Kgirl and GD boards has figured out Lil Mamasan is nothing but a troll, not a real hobbyist, but he continues to crave the attention anyway.  You can go on any of these boards and see his attacks out of the blue, not just me, but a lot of people, including some of he lovely ladies across the company.  I don't think he attacks providers too much here because he's hoping that someday, when he has saved up enough money, one of you will agree to see him for a session.  I would suggest making him wear a flea collar in his present state.  

Myself and quite a few girls i know in LA see Big Papa on a regular basis, just saying. And i get quite a few pm's/emails from girls and clients regarding your toxic posts.

Its very rare to have a village idiot that owns the village.  Call me what you want.  I like my life just fine.  I'm in a place where I can spend six figures a year on the hobby, so if that makes me an idiot, then I'm an idiot, but what does that make the other poor schlubs here saving up to see one girl a month?  My acerbic style here is part of the misdirection that allows me to remain anonymous with the providers I see, and it has worked on multiple escort sites for nine years.  Those that have seen me in person would never suspect they spent an afternoon with that asshole, CDL.  Lol

My opinion is that BP is a blow-hard of the highest order.  

I'm just calling out the truth i know, as for a girl's club, i didn't say that, i said girls and clients.

I have NEVER said I would ruin ANYONE'S career.  If you're going to make an attack like that, LET'S SEE THE LINK to the post, or else you're lower than you accuse me of being.  I DID say that I, meaning me personally, would not see you at one-tenth your rate.  If you think that would ruin your business, then you're way too obsessed with me.  I'm starting to feel like I have TWO stalkers now.  That must mean I'm a little bit important?  Lol

I can't find the link i want, to be honest, i didn't look that hard.  But here's one of the times you've tried it.  You may not say the exact words of ruining a career, but you sure as hell try in every other way in your sly ways.

you made a spurious and completely false accusation about me.  I would NEVER threaten to ruin the business of any provider like that.  Also, thank you for providing a partial post of me calling YOU out for taking the low road.  Seems hypocritical now that you did it on this thread, doesn't it?  Nevertheless, you're implying still that its there, but you just didn't find it?  If it was there, you would post it, because its the only thing that will rehabilitate your credibility after the false accusation.  People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.  Just sayin.  

Like i said, move along.  Everyone is shit bored of your irrelevant spats on these boards.

for trying to "ruin your business" happened once . . . . today.  The problem is, I never said what you accused me of, it was complete bullshit from you.  Your Shar Pei can find anything anyone's ever said on these boards.  Why not ask him for some help?  Nice spin, the libs would be proud of you, "you don't attack, you debate." Bwahhahahahahahahaha

quit pandering to the providers that post here - LOLOLOL

too much white-knighting here?  Do you think I should stop trying to make her look so good?