Will be somewhere in LA area but not sure where yet. My important and busy life won't allow me to actually do a search,  make some calls and set up a . . . what do they call it again? Oh yeah an appointment.  Anyway please do all the work for me. Am partial to left- handed redheads from the Ukraine but willing to see ambidextrous Asians with mohawks. Willing to go as high as $150 if you're a 10/10.  Please hurry up already.

Glad you posted it on this board and not my regional board.....  What a waste of time.

I have a red wig and if you're really lucky you'll also find the odd red hair on my glory as i'm half Irish, i also use my left hand to masturbate,    I will be running through the streets of LA in exactly 2 minutes.

You 'll take quarters right?

somewhere between downtown L.A. and the beach, but only along the 10 fwy in the next 37 minutes, I have a great recommendation for you.   Let me know.  I will vouch for you.

haha that was funny  

Gives a whole new term to quickie!!!

If you're paying by quarters you get to seduce my hairy big toe for ten minutes.

A good dose of sarcasm. I've had similar thoughts myself!  

He needs one too!

Didn't know it was a joke until I opened it.  I just get irritated when guys waste our time opening their BS posts, before we realize it's BS.  I guess there should be a forum for funny BS posts, other than erotic humor.  Maybe I'm too serious, but I think there is a place for everything.  Just think he wasted people's time reading his post.

Bare Back Foot Service?.  This ain't the place to be judgmental.

There's one in every audience.  Damn Swim, try the veal, it's fresh last tuesday and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Some guys seem to have an allergic reaction to doing research and taking the time to communicate with a lady. That's what's annoying. You don't have to find my post funny.  I don't claim to be a professional comedian.  Eppur si muove.

thats  funny