think us providers here in LA are so fortunate to have such great clients! I have heard so many sweet stories from other girls lately about their clients and their amazing appointments, how thoughtful they are, etc. So keep up the great work, LA guys!!!!!
Recently, I had one date stand out more than most. After a fairly long drive to my outcall appt, I walked into a candlelit room, champagne on ice, music playing, and gifts placed neatly on the table. I was amazed and felt so special that my client had put so much time and detail into creating such a sensual environment. As a provider that does mostly incall appts, it is my job to create the environment in this way, so to have it done for me was such a treat. So Thank you again to my amazing client, you know who you are!!! So it got me thinking, what are others favorite experiences upon arriving? Or on another hand, not so favorite?  
So gentlemen, I would love to hear about your experiences walking into an incall. Your best? Worst?
And ladies, please share your favorite moments walking into an outcall appt. Your worst?  
Details are goooood

My worst was:  I read these amazing reviews about this highly rated provider and had to see her.  I was really looking forward to it as I have seen some of the very best in LA. She opened the door and kissed me and she smelled and tasted like an ash tray.  I said " all due respect but I hate smokers" and left.  

The best:  I made an appointment with my ATF and she said "I have a surprise for you when you get here". This was one of the top providers in LA.  I real LA 10.  As I approached the door she opened it and there was another HOT blonde on her bed.  She looked at me and said "you like"?  I said, "I love".  She had asked one of her friends to join us.  Apparently she wanted to try a 3 some and was thinking about being a provider.  Amazing time !!!  They blew my mind ; )

Leo-boy another strike against you old mate.  Sorry.  Try again

One of my worst was when I decided to treat myself for my birthday with a higher end lady right after I was let go of my job. I had been wanting to meet her for the longest of time and I was hoping she would lift my spirits.  I made it out to her hotel,  called her and got nothing. Traffic prevented me from heading back, so I waited an hour and a half and she finally picked up and told me to come over.  I was so excited to finally meet her. I knocked on the door and enter the room only to find her still in street clothes and telling me she forgot about my lingerie request.  She did not hug or greet meet but instead hands me the bill for the room for me to pay.  That became the worst session ever for me.  

Had another lady send me to the wrong room in the hotel, that was so awkward. She apologized, had a nice session and then her boyfriend calls her saying he was coming up.  

My best was when my atf had the hotel room filled with candles, air conditioning at the just the right temperature and the bed was the right firmness and we enjoyed an extended date because it had been so long since we last saw each other.

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Leonip-  That is the BEST post you have ever written..   Thank you for sharing  

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NO....I was out of the country on Business.   You guys have it all right.  You are all handsome, good looking guys, in great shape.  Women all love you...   That's why you are here looking to get laid right???  ha ha ha

My ATF had gifts laid out for me that he picked by reading my website, flowers, wine, and of course the rest of the tribute in cash.  I am lucky to do my homework well, and pick very respectful gents.  Anytime a man brings a bottle, or a thoughtful gift I am a very happy girl.

I often have a bottle on ice for them as a sweet surprise.

Worst - Arrive at incall to start a dinner/overnight date. She is so drunk she can hardly walk in her fuck me heels. Mistakenly I go through with dinner at a very nice restaurant where she talks loudly and rudely about staff and other patrons. After large dinner and more drinks, she is still so drunk she throws up on the steps of the restaurant as we are waiting for the car valet. After sobering up later, she tells me she wanted to get a "buzz on" before our date so she would be sure to have a good time with me (always nice to learn that your "date" needs to be drunk to have a good time with you!!!)

Best - Went to pick-up girl for dinner date. She opens door, is dressed extremely elegantly, beautiful - smells great. Pulls me into a candle light room with a glass of my favorite wine sitting on table next to door. Without saying a word, kisses me erotically with DFK for about ten minutes standing just inside doorway. Eventually takes my hand and guides it under her sexy dress where I discover no underwear and a dripping wet pussy that I finger to a nice "O" while she continues to kiss me erotically. Then without saying a word she hands me the glass of wine, drops to her needs and performs a superb BBBJCIMWS then gives me another DFK (she knows I like a light snowball). Been there about 20 minutes before she speaks her first words: "Hoped you liked the appetizer as much as I did. I was just so horny for you getting ready for the date that I didn't want to wait. Now I can relax and really enjoy dinner - are we ready to go?" Obviously, the remainder of the evening went exceptionally well including a nice tip for her.

Irony: Dates happened on successive nights

i always bring something to drink; non-alcoholic, as i don't drink alcohol.  usually it's sparkling cider, so there's some time spent opening the bottle and pouring, allowing some chit chat and getting to know each other.

and i always bring candy to my date, another great ice breaker.

the best incall was when i recently came to see my atf for the third time, and she had a bottle of sparkling cider already open and in a bucket of ice waiting for me!

the worst, well...a few ties on this one.  let me just say, ladies, clean your place up, even if it's a hotel room!  pick your clothes up off the floor!  hang them up!  turn off the tv! make it like it's a real date, dammit, not just some extra bucks you're getting inbetween laundry loads!  

 and don't have your pets around unless to notify the guy in advance!  (i have seen all of this, and a couple of times i have just said "ain't gonna happen" and walked away.  sorry but at my age i'm looking for a whole experience, not just the physical feelings down south!)

oh i didn't even bother to include in my rant (above) the times when i've shown up at an incall and not ever gotten a response to my "i'm here, what room are you in" phone call.  too frustrating to mention!  i only counted the times i actually got into the door lol!

Worst: I remember picking up someone off Sunset and Vine. Got to her apartment, and behold, whom I thought was a she was a he. I was shocked and upset and left, poorer in money and richer in experience.

Best: A tie between one lady who is now retired and another who is semi-retired. No sensual environment--just slurping and humping and enjoying each other. Plenty of memories between the mammaries.

Fideo video highlight linked below.

Worst: Putting aside a couple early learn-my-lesson cash and dash girls back in the day my single worst session was mainly due to a girl showing up to my door looking far far older and nowhere near her photos leading to a cold awkward session. In hindsight, I should have sent her away! In terms of the date/atmosphere - My vote goes to one of the CN/IN canadian girls I saw frequently in '04 and '05. Not that I expected supreme romance or pampering here. You paid for a young natural college hottie with a pleasant or sweet attitude at a great rate. Essentially basic in and out sessions. While these were generally fun and positive experiences, there were a couple were it was indeed like walking in on messy disorganized high schooler. Dirty clothes strewn about, half eaten food on a tray in a chair, the 'lived-in-with-roommates' bathroom look etc.  One girl in particular without explanation flaked when I got to her door and either wasn't in or passed out or something. Should have taken that as a sign but like a fool I tried again when she was in town 3 months later and ended up in a room like I just described above with probably one of the most distant/mechanical/I don't want to be here vibes I've ever had in a session. Words like 'dead fish' and 'limp rag' come to mind about the sex ruining her otherwise lovely assets. In the words of Otto in a Fish Called Wanda: 'Disappointed!!!"  

Best: I have had a few cool atmosphere experiences with a couple recent girls, making me cocktails, nice chill music playing, cool pads, nice views of the city etc. I can think of another handful that embodied the casual girlfriend unrushed hook-up vibe that's really hot. The standout though is a woman sadly now retired. Something major clicked with us right off the bat because our first time together, involved low lights, music, cuddling on the couch, wine, watching TV (like entire episodes of shows) with stroking, petting, light kissing. Seeing her was like going on great intimate date always ending in a hot roll in the hay. In that first session the sex was intense, steamy, and downright cathartic. Quite probably the best sex I've ever had with anyone, anywhere period. Our 3rd date she blew me away by surprise cooking me a meal for my birthday, offering me a massage, and being not just sensual but genuinely affectionate. She was also the definition of unrushed. 1 hour appointments typically ran way way way over that and she never once batted an eye about it. It wasn't unheard of for her or myself to take a short post-orgasm nap followed by another hot round before lazily parting our separate ways. Great times, such a great connection...  man I miss her, wish I could call her up right now!  :

Not promoting violence nor ascribing it to you. But he did kind of walk right into it. Figuratively.  ; )

I luv good fighters  
Baci  LEO!!

Worst

I usually do outcalls, and this provider showed up, at least 20 years older than her pics indicated, and much different looking than expected.  On top of all of that, she had the discretion of a nuclear device going off during a moment of silence.  I quickly canceled the appointment, giving her the fee, and chalking it up to "shit happens".  

Best - met Hannah a few weeks back for a evening of dinner, drinks and fun.  She is way hotter in person than her pics indicated, and we hit it off, before, during and after.