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that see girls OTC.  We all PM each other about it.  Not surprised you haven't experienced it.  Providers are very intuitive about separating the winners from the losers very quickly.  If you search the Kgirl board, it has been discussed by many on multiple occasions.  Its also been discussed ad nauseam on the GD board for many years.  On the GD board, many Providers have stated that they give their best customers OTC time.  (Would you believe it coming from a provider).  There are guys all over the country getting OTC dates with Providers of all ethnicities.  You have to be charming and decent looking.  If they're out in  public with a guy that is clearly not in their league, it just screams "paid escort."  Now you know the reason you don't get OTC time.  You're one of those skeptical guys who thinks because YOU haven't been to the international space station, no one has.  When you post something like this, it just makes you look like the total rookie that you are.  Did someone tape a "kick me" sign to your back?

Hey babes! Before you think I've gone crazy, these new real life dolls are the new craze. Some people of  course are skeptical, some intrigued. In Amsterdam, they are starting to have legal brothels where you can pay to enjoy one of these dolls. Now my idea would obviously be for the freaky, progressive minded individuals (lol). I was thinking about investing my $ on one of these dolls and offering duo sessions at a lower rate (compared to a regular duo session). Thoughts? I have a feeling a surge of sarcastic comments coming through haha- but I'm totally serious  

PS- you can customize these dolls to your every fantasy including hair, diff facial features, all the way down to the nail color.

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... how much for just the doll?? :D  LOL

Haha... I'm just messing with you. Had to get that first silly/sarc remark going. :P

your doubles partner stealing your clients.  

you would definitely be offering up a niche service so I am sure some guys would boook to check the doll out too but you in real life are smoking hot so id assume they prefer you haha hope you have been well.

Not my cup of tea. For starters, I'm having a hard time imagining the dynamics of such a session... "Ashley, hold it still while I do her"? Granted, I've never seen one in real life, so maybe they have enough weight to remain in a position?  

Either way, if you're in the same room, on the same bed with me, I don't know why I would have any reason to be turned on by the silicone lady.

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At least you wouldn't have to chain the doll to the deck-railing during the session...

...really think Amsterdam has brothels with MALE dolls?  Do you really think MALE dolls can be customized with different colored fingernails?

Gawd you're dumb!

he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.  He takes most things I'm joking about literally UNLESS I put LOL at the end.  Then even HE gets that I'm not serious.  Maybe you should consider dumbing it down for him too?  

Guess I'm the only weirdo in LA 😆

LOL... I can guarantee that you're not! :P

(No offense LA people - haha)

A girl, even though blown up, doesn't talk smack, takes it hard and deep, doesn't pressure clients for a high scoring review, donation on the low side, up for anything and everything.  

Shit, I just described the perfect partner in crime, or CDL's next gf :-)

You would know that I don't pay my GF's anything.  Its RL OTC.  If its not, then I'm just a customer.  Nevertheless, in your case, I could see how YOU would feel threatened by a blow up doll.  The classy ladies here that don't talk smack aren't worried about inflatable competition  You having a slow week?  No customers?  Not surprised.  

I'm thinking of setting up a Go Fund me page for you CDL to buy you a sense of humour.  I mean you claim to have one, but I just don't see it.

My post was clearly tongue in cheek, if anyone took what i said seriously, then i feel they may be missing some smarts.

Shauna save your breath. We all know that anyone that brags as much as CDL is completely full of shit.  
I’m sure that, in a post where he mentioned “racing exotic cars,” what he actually did was ride the bumper cars at the local carnival.
I’ve never read a single post from anyone but CDL about OTC girlfriends so I’m sure more BS.

that see girls OTC.  We all PM each other about it.  Not surprised you haven't experienced it.  Providers are very intuitive about separating the winners from the losers very quickly.  If you search the Kgirl board, it has been discussed by many on multiple occasions.  Its also been discussed ad nauseam on the GD board for many years.  On the GD board, many Providers have stated that they give their best customers OTC time.  (Would you believe it coming from a provider).  There are guys all over the country getting OTC dates with Providers of all ethnicities.  You have to be charming and decent looking.  If they're out in  public with a guy that is clearly not in their league, it just screams "paid escort."  Now you know the reason you don't get OTC time.  You're one of those skeptical guys who thinks because YOU haven't been to the international space station, no one has.  When you post something like this, it just makes you look like the total rookie that you are.  Did someone tape a "kick me" sign to your back?

As opposed to sad basement dwellers like you some of us have actually met Shaunna. And to steal  a line from Seinfeld:( “She’s)real and she’s SPECTACULAR!!”
Now go off in your private jet to Aspen with your OTC girlfriend...hahahahahahah
The difference between you and most of us here is you give waaaayyyyy too much info about yourself, while the rest of us stay quiet and humble and you make up BS and troll. It’s interesting that someone that creates this fantasy life also has to put people down with lies... I’ll remind you that the Palace is well stocked with condoms and perhaps only a jackass like you would be having BBFS with an escort.

to you, but a few of my closest hobby buddies have seen the photos of the OTC dates.  Pleeeeeze, spare me the spin about your time at the Palace.  Everyone here knows you were going there for the easy BBFS.  I heard Nana, your favorite and one of the most notorious,  is back.  How many times have you seen her?   I know you reviewed her more than once.  The fact that YOU brought up the Palace shows your concern about other providers knowing about your history there.  You can't hide from your reviews.  

...Cowardly Lion's favorite type of woman - a meek, submissive K-girl....a human blow-up doll, as it were.  That's the only women he sees.  He can't handle an assertive woman like you so he has to attack you by claiming you're not classy and have no customers.  He has absolutely no game; he can only hurl insults when he's butt-hurt.  He can never come up with a clever riposte, a witty quip or a bon mot.  Sad!

 

"If you paid closer attention here..." you'd know that Cowardly Lion doesn't pay his K-girls anything when he sees them OTC.  It must be true, right?  After all, he said so, so it must be true.  No one lies on a fuckboard, do they?BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

They say you're nobody on the internet unless you have a stalker.  Unfortunately, my stalker, the Shar Pei, looks more canine and human, but he can hump your leg better than anybody else here.  I don't see what the difference is in paying $500 for two hours with a Kgirl versus $500 for one hour with an indie, except that when I leave, I have a bigger smile on my face from MSOG.  

 
When was the last time YOU had a session?  No reviews and no new white listings in a year makes you look like just a board jockey as far as the hobby goes.  Do you have to pay extra now that you look like a dog?  I heard when you do doggy style it creeps out some of the ladies.  

 
Modified to correct typo

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...so he resorts to ad hominem attacks.  And this from the troll who once said:

 

"...your responses are just ad hominem personal attacks, the last gasp of a troll..."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/los-angeles-1/you-sound-like-a------329074?page=1#331223

 

Can you believe what a fool he makes of himself?

Apparently fairy dust shoots out of his arses.

And yes, i meant arses ;-)

An arse, just a trim and muscular butt, unlike BigP, who has skin folds hanging over his arse, which look like a poorly constructed shingle roof, but probably keeps the rain off. LMAO

two-hour session today with a very hot Korean girl.  You were here.  So who do you think ended up getting fucked the most today?  Not clever?  LMAO

 
Still saving up for that once-a-year birthday splurge?  Lol

 
Ad hominem attacks?  You're the king, and not just with me.  Just do a search. . . . . on any of the boards.  

...on the L.A. board (more than double the posts of 2nd place):
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=1

 

The #1 poster on the San Diego board (almost twice as many posts as #2):
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=7

 

The #1 poster on the K-girl board (almost FIVE TIMES the posts of #2!  More posts than the rest of the Top Ten combined - BY FAR!)
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=113

 

The #2 poster on the General Board.  And those were just the boards I checked.  Who knows how many other boards a no-life loser like you is #1 on.  And you claim to be a CEO.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Yeah, CEO of the unemployment line.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  You're living in a fantasy world - you're actually starting to believe the fake reviews you write.

To do this because your cubicle lacks privacy, but I have two computers in my desk, one for work and another logged into TER.  If you create a chart of my posting times, you will find most of my posting is during business hours, while you're slaving away in your cubicle.  My weekend posting is much less, and most tend to be very short, so no big time investment.  Of course, you will also see the consistent blocks of time where I am absent three or four days a week while I'm sessioning, and then a couple of Saturdays and/or Sunday's when I'm invited to spend OTC time with providers.  

 
I really shouldn't have to explain this to you. You should be able to figure it out in your own.  You know, you don't have to act stupid just because you know how.

 
BTW, which month are you going to have your session in this year?  You shouldn't wait too long.  Not getting sex two or three times a week from a hot young girl can lead to anger, jealousy, and frequent meltdowns.  Sound familiar?

 
Like always, you never respond to the question of when you had your last session.  You're no longer a real hobbyist, just a jealous troll here. Go ahead. Melt down yet again.

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About the girl and or the incall so that any hobbyist that sees her will know I was there by checking off the details himself.  You damage your own credibility by claiming I have ANY fake reviews when you not seen a single girl that I have seen. Can you possibly make yourself a bigger moron?  

I have seen many of the girls CDL reviewed and I do not believe his reviews are fake. Sometimes our experiences are different, but he always notes things about the girl's appearance (Ex. Actual chest size compared to ad) or location (ex. No hooks for clothing) that are consistent with my observations.

Only a single serious response. And a few fights between other posters. Wow.  

Strange proposition. I’d had have to try and 1:1 with you first (pending, hopefully).

just post info and some humorous observations here, but when I do, the attack dogs come out, mostly Lil Mamasan and her butt-ranger, Lip-Lice.  I'm not the kind of guy that gets bullied.  In person, it would have ended it long-ago, but cowards love the anonymity of Keyboard machismo.   Virtually EVERYONE on the Kgirl and GD boards has figured out Lil Mamasan is nothing but a troll, not a real hobbyist, but he continues to crave the attention anyway.  You can go on any of these boards and see his attacks out of the blue, not just me, but a lot of people, including some of he lovely ladies across the company.  I don't think he attacks providers too much here because he's hoping that someday, when he has saved up enough money, one of you will agree to see him for a session.  I would suggest making him wear a flea collar in his present state.  

 
If it gets tiresome for you, you can put everyone involved on "ignore" and you will just see the word "ignore" instead of the content of their posts.  That's a better solution than trying to limit free speech here.  TER is committed to free speech within their established guidelines.  

Myself and quite a few girls i know in LA see Big Papa on a regular basis, just saying. And i get quite a few pm's/emails from girls and clients regarding your toxic posts.

And if you're the stand up guy that you make out you are in the real world, for the life of me, i have no idea why you choose to be the idiot in the village on these boards.

As Scully would say, the truth is out there.

Its very rare to have a village idiot that owns the village.  Call me what you want.  I like my life just fine.  I'm in a place where I can spend six figures a year on the hobby, so if that makes me an idiot, then I'm an idiot, but what does that make the other poor schlubs here saving up to see one girl a month?  My acerbic style here is part of the misdirection that allows me to remain anonymous with the providers I see, and it has worked on multiple escort sites for nine years.  Those that have seen me in person would never suspect they spent an afternoon with that asshole, CDL.  Lol

 
With regards to the Shar Pei, I suspected he was giving you money because you're the only provider I've seen in a long time that has anything nice to say about him.  Most on the GD board think he's a total loser.  But nice to know you can be bought.  Wait, . . . . of course, you can be bought.  Lol

My opinion is that BP is a blow-hard of the highest order.  

He attacks in his posts and then when he is responded to - he complains to the moderators and gets the response removed... Pretty chicken-shit all in all...

The notion of a girls club that emails each other about a hobbyist's "toxic posts" is pure comedy to me but whatever floats your boat dear (:

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I'm just calling out the truth i know, as for a girl's club, i didn't say that, i said girls and clients.

I think all of you that land the low blows and make this a personal thing, you all need to get a life.

CDL, that was my whole point, you say you're a stand up guy in the real world, but yet on here you're not.

And seriously?  'He must pay me?'  Honey, we all in this for the money, the same as you're in this for the honey.  And i've said it before, i'm no one's minion.

But you've struck low blows dude, i can remember you promising to ruin my career and blah blah blah numerous times, i mean, who the fuck does that.

I have NEVER said I would ruin ANYONE'S career.  If you're going to make an attack like that, LET'S SEE THE LINK to the post, or else you're lower than you accuse me of being.  I DID say that I, meaning me personally, would not see you at one-tenth your rate.  If you think that would ruin your business, then you're way too obsessed with me.  I'm starting to feel like I have TWO stalkers now.  That must mean I'm a little bit important?  Lol

 
I actually like having you here.  Your attitude displayed  here eliminates you as competition (except for the sloth customers like BigP) for our local ladies, but that's not me doing anything, just you.  You're letting all of your potential LA customers know how you would treat them if they get on your wrong side, like I have.  

I can't find the link i want, to be honest, i didn't look that hard.  But here's one of the times you've tried it.  You may not say the exact words of ruining a career, but you sure as hell try in every other way in your sly ways.

Quote - "A rose by any other name is still a rose.  

And you finish with the last gasp of the loser of a debate or argument when they have nothing left to  counter intelligent points made by the other side . . . . the snide personal attack on my manhood.   Would not have thought you would end up taking the low road.  Perhaps revealing to your customers and/or potential customers. "

Yeah, whatever, not see me at one-tenth of my rate, i already told you a long time ago, i don't sell my soul for anything, so move along.

you made a spurious and completely false accusation about me.  I would NEVER threaten to ruin the business of any provider like that.  Also, thank you for providing a partial post of me calling YOU out for taking the low road.  Seems hypocritical now that you did it on this thread, doesn't it?  Nevertheless, you're implying still that its there, but you just didn't find it?  If it was there, you would post it, because its the only thing that will rehabilitate your credibility after the false accusation.  People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.  Just sayin.  

 
Shaunna, I'm not surprised that you want to blame your lack of business on me rather than looking inward at the things you post here.  Nobody wants to have sex with grumpy, and that's the way you're coming across.  This may  not be fixable here.  Perhaps a new name and start over in LA?  AND next time think before you attack someone?  (If you look back at where we first dialogued, YOU attacked me first.  I always respond in kind.  Don't be an attack dog like the Shar Pei, and I won't hit back.  Your choice.)   Just a suggestion.  

Like i said, move along.  Everyone is shit bored of your irrelevant spats on these boards.

And i called you out somewhere for trying to ruin my rep, i just can't find it and i really am not putting anymore energy into finding it, because unlike you, i do not live every day on these boards and i do not lose sleep over any shit that's posted on them either.

But i did call you out about it, and you didn't deny it.  And i don't attack, i debate, i have never gone personal on anyone on these boards, i keep it real.

You are the one that makes it personal and you always take the nasty shots and try to drag it down when you don't like what someone has said.  

As if what you have to say has any credibility bahahaha.  You're like the clown that's escaped from the Circus and doesn't know he's the clown.

I'll leave the last post to you, because everyone knows you need to have it and we all know you're hovering over the boards right now waiting.  

And no, i won't be responding, you're not important like that.

for trying to "ruin your business" happened once . . . . today.  The problem is, I never said what you accused me of, it was complete bullshit from you.  Your Shar Pei can find anything anyone's ever said on these boards.  Why not ask him for some help?  Nice spin, the libs would be proud of you, "you don't attack, you debate." Bwahhahahahahahahaha

 
I like the clown analogy.  Two thirds of what I post here is just for entertainment purposes and laughs.  One third is useful information.  I especially like screwing with the really serious posters who think they're something special.  Lol

 
You're kind of like me, you like a good scrap so you keep coming back.  The difference is, I'm not trying to sell pussy in LA, so what I post doesn't matter.  I hope the other ladies here are taking note on how NOT to run their business.  Melting down like you have on the local board cannot possibly be food for business.  Your customers are watching.  I don't have any customers here.  If I go down in flames, its just another CDL train wreck, and we all have a good laugh and move on.  When you go down in flames, I'm only guessing here, but I would think its costing you business.  BTW, how IS business lately?  (You'll probably say its great, but the desperation in your posts says otherwise. Lol).

quit pandering to the providers that post here - LOLOLOL

too much white-knighting here?  Do you think I should stop trying to make her look so good?

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