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Andrea

Same as before... that episode in 1978 at the Hollywoodland Motel.

Fortunately for me, I've had some stellar experiences as well, so it balances out

had a provider roll off the bed an hit her head on the night table and pass out.

she came to in about 30 seconds but it scared the shit out of me!

My dink started falling off.

I did almost shit myself when she showed me her new nickel plated 38 revolver and I could see it was loaded as well. Good news is she put it away and started a world class BJ to help me cam down.

I reached into her panties and she HAD A DICK!

...and then discovering she's on her period.

of one of my first times if not the firs time.
"panic" the condom broke. But I'm all cool and everything and say, don't worry I'm very healthy and stuff. She says, I know and don't want to have little yous...
Had that happen later on my reaction would have been different. It's nice to have lived and reminisce  (yeah, I had to look that word up) about all the crazy stuff.

So that was not my scariest time. I don't know when that was... maybe none.

supposed to start.  Gave them the fee to get out of my life and started using TER shortly after that.

Even though I had already finished and was dressed, it was rather nerve racking to be told to stay and be interviewed. They let me go with a warning not to return. The only good thing was that I left without tipping my masseuse. I returned the following week and it was business as usual. If LE had come before I did, It would have been a much worse situation for me to explain.

Back in the 80's when there were tons of street whores on Washington Blvd I picked one up and she directed me down a one-way street, told me there was a good place to park at the end. When we got there she shoved my car into park and pulled out the keys.  We wrestled for a bit until her pimp showed up with a gun. Fortunately they didn't take my wallet just the cash.

I also found a few street girls with dicks but those weren't really scary, just disgusting.

Involved in some BDSM play in a hotel in the West Hollywood area.  Hotel security might have mistaken me for an intruder, knocked on the door to check up on my "mistress" while I was tied up and naked in a compromising position.  Let's just say that my heart was racing.

The condom came off inside of her.  She was very cool about it;  took the old one out and put a new one on me.  I was wondering why it felt sooooo good all of a sudden.

Scary!

I always put it on my key chain