Los Angeles
Funny Hobby Moments - just curious if anyone else has a tale or two... mine was...
I'm waiting for my ATF in the lobby of the Hard Rock and planned on having a glass of wine in the lounge to start things. As she enters it's like a time warp and time stands still as all eyes go to her - and she comes right up to me, a hug, kiss and she whispers, 'I need your cock in my mouth right away' - I sprang a woody in an instant and it was a mad dash, trying not to look too obvious, for the elevators.
As we waited, nobody around, she's kissing my neck and ears and telling me how she got herself wet on the drive thinking about my cock in her mouth - I am aroused probably more than I have ever been in my life. Finally the e'doors open and we jump in and the start of some serious, passionate kissing. I wondered how we would keep our clothes on to get to the room.
Finally, the elevator chime sounds - still lip-locked and her hand on my bulge, the door opens - our eyes are saying - Let's GO Party!!! - as we step out we see 7-8 very puzzled people. It was still the freakin' lobby, I forgot to press a floor button!!! - we are so red faced - some are laughing, some are giving us dirty looks, but one guy puts his arm in front of those ready to walk on and says, 'Let's wait for the next one, and you two - press the damn floor you want - ok?' We all started laughing, and on the way up, we got tears from laughing so hard.
For those who know about Oriental Acupressure in Inglewood, I had many pleasant experiences there. One time, one of my ATFs was in the mood to smoke a joint. So, at the beginning, she puts a towel at the bottom of the door to block any smoke leaving the room, and lights up. I never smoked in my life, including tobacco, and I don't like smokey environments. However, she offered me a drag. I tried declining, but finally succumbed (she was persistent) and took a drag, not knowing exactly what to do (inhale, keep the smoke in my mouth and blow out). I'm a lightweight when it comes to "substances" (I get a little lightheaded after 2 drinks), so I was affected. However, I was also concerned that I was using up valuable time for my 1/2 hour session. My ATF didn't seem to act any differently (she said she smoked because it relaxed her, and helped her get through "work") and I enjoyed my session as usual.
The funny part (other than my surprise that she did it) is that she would do it right in the room under the risk of being found out by Ms. Lee, who would send her home if she found out (or so she said).
Was this the one across from the Wonderbread store?
I don't remember what was across the street, but it is the one @ 523 W. Manchester (couple blocks east of the 405) and had parking in the back.
Yeah thats the one! I was still a young lad of 18 when I saw the place and wondered what went on in there...
when a lady lights up a doobie (uh oh, is that still an appropriate term?) right before sex - JOIN HER - it's about to get ridiculously sensual and uninhibited - not that many providers are inhibited, so that is my lesson from civvie dating - some really wild times with the hooch.
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I made a late nite appointment with a highly rated provider located in a Wilshire highrise.
I was excited as the rate was much higher than my usual budget and i was expecting major fireworks.
I parked in the guest parking level and went to the love nest high up above wilshire.
Unfortunatly the provider did not meet with my expectations, however I did my best to appear interested when all i wanted was to go home. I was not expecting a bbw type, as i like thin spinner types. So it goes. I just wanted to get out of there and go home. So I came and then left to go to my car and when i got to the elevator i pressed the garage button. Exiting the elevator the garage appeared unfamiliar. i realized i was in the secure parking for resident owners and I was unable to exit via the elevator as it required a card key. OMG i was two stories below wilshire in a parking lot with no cell service and no way out. After about 20 minutes someone drove into the garage and i waited for them to go to a elevator and then i entered the elevator behind them.
I got a strange look, but i got out on the first floor and then tried to find my way to the guest parking. The building was huge and i was lost and could not find a way out so I finally found a security guard who took me to the guest parking area and i finally found my car and ended my date from hell.
I had nightmares of spending the night in that parking lot!!!!
It was around 6 PM...
I had a full bedroom hotel suite, and we could not hear housekeeping knock on the front door for "Turn Down Service"
Suddenly I hear "Oh My God! OH MY GOD!!!", however it wasn't my fun partner saying this, as it was coming from the doorway.
My partner jumps up and grabs whatever was handy to cover herself up, and there I was laying on the bed, in " full monty"
I don't recall what was going through my mind, but I started to laugh uncontrollably.
The woman from housekeeping must have apologized at least 100 times before letting herself out.
Same situation except the housekeeper rang the bell three times before coming in, and my date totally refused to get off me (riding CG). When the housekeeper came in my date started making these ridiculously exaggerated orgasmic shrieks. The housekeeper looked like a deer in the headlights. Watched for a good 5 seconds before bolting!
This happened to me despite the gent and I telling her don't come in the housekeeper comes in anyways.We both did not have time to grab anything I barely had time to hop off.lol
That housekeeper certainly got an eyeful I bet next time she will give more time before coming in.lol
Staying at a REALLY NICE downtown, hipster hotel. Years ago....
The doorbell to the room rings... I open it.... The Security Guard who I had gotten to know is standing there with the lady -- a really hot asian gal -- I had forgotten that all guests had to be escorted up to the room for security purposes because they had a lot of celebs staying there....
I slipped him a twenty and went on with the date....
RT
...during our session to let the cable guy in to fix her cable -- in the bedroom! While I'm lying there! We hung out till he was done, then continued. Crazy. Then there was the time I went to visit Holly Body and found her front door had been kicked off the hinges by an ex boyfriend. She wanted to continue with our appointment anyway, but I declined.
I was on the phone with her when you showed up...
In a 4 star hotel my gentleman friend and I were in the middle of a hot and steamy
session and we hear a key slip into the lock,we both sit up grab something to cover up with
thinking the maid didn't see the DND on the door.
After 5 min of trying they key stopped and they started beating on the door,now we're both really confused,
I wrap my hair in a towel and slip on a robe and go to the door,to find 2 foreign college students,telling me that we were in their room.
The front desk at the hotel apparently had booked them into my room,thank god the key they had didn't work they would have never left..lol
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