Im online thru a cellphone right now, sending an SOS....
Im supposed to be out of town touring, but life has been relentlessly serving me a bonafide shit sandwich this week , and not the kind with chips and a pickle spear gingerly snuggled next to it...oh the humanity!  

10 kinds of fucked up, beyond all ridiculousness- my car won't start, the audio still doesn't work on my phone, my computer with all my info, music and pics (including all the pics from my new photoshoot) wont turn on at all and has been dead for days, i got another laptop but it won't pick up a signal to get online,  outta nowhere paypal suddenly decided to close my account and freeze my assets for 6 months, and my cat Mr Belvedere has run out of chicken pate fancy feast and says if his demands are not satisfied, so help me God, he will barf in my shoe.....the shits gettin serious.

And here we are, my 2 fuzzy cats and I, isolated and bleary eyed, cut off from society in our little upscale shoebox.....stupid cell phone im outta space Tbc..

When last we left our bee...

my two cats and i, wondering 'who will save us? Who?'
cue the  Bonnie Tyler music

i need a hero
im holdin out for a geek to get his ass over here

With a wifi card
who knows data recovery
and some food for mr belvedere

yes thats right, i need a geek. A geek who can help me get online so i can pull my god forsaken life outta this sad ass shit and get back out there damnit. As incentive, those new photoshoot pics include pics of my cookie, and since ive never shown it in 4 years of pics while providing, i had been debating whether or not to reveal it.....geek, if ur out there and can fix my computer somehow,  i will reward u and all of los angeles and post a pic of the mystery cookie finally....and i will ravish ur geek self as well, pocket protector and all......
i will be here with my cats and shitty footloose musical references longingly hoping for the best

....i see u up there.  A third of u only read pt 1....but pt 2 is where it gets good damnit! I simply ran outta room cuz the phone text only allows u so much letter space. ...

as u were gentlemen.....

I just spit coffee all over my computer!!  You are hilarious !!  SOMEBODY HELP THIS POOR GIRL !!        
    Dontcha just love technology...!?  XO

If I had an ounce of computer geekness in me, I'd be you geek in shining armor. Someone please help this poor damsel in distress so we can all see her new pics.

Wow!! We gotta ban together and put our super powers together to help my girlfriend out! She rocks my world

Xoxox

Good luck baby girl

Please simplify your life and get a MacBook Pro and an iPhone. Be sure to get the AppleCare plan too. I am no geek but with phone support I have been consistently up & running since 2007. Step away from the PC and no one gets hurt. Bring old computer to Apple Store & they will figure out how to do the transfer. You have no idea how productive you will be when you don't have to fight your computer to get it to work. I believe this advice me be even more valuable than a geek bailing you out. This is a solution, not a temporary fix.

DUDE, I have cat food~~!And totally know someone who could possibly bail you out (seriously) and would probably just want gas money! Let me know if I can help. And by the way, if you were a stand up comedian, ****I would totally buy tickets to see you*** lol


xoxoxo Aerial