I have been searching for a mature, older MILF with a inordinately large clit. Since there is no box in the review roster that says "Clit" with any descriptive reviewer options (Gigantic, Large, Average, Small, I Couldn't Find It), I have been forced to read a raft of reviews hoping that there will be some reference to clit size. Usually, there is little or no reference to Clit Size and I end up with a bad case of eye strain.

This got me thinking about labia. Some hobbyists prefer large labia, others don't. Yet there is no box in the review roster to indicate labia size (e.g. Dumbo Ears, Large, Average, Small, Non-Existent).

This got me thinking about anal sex. Currently, the review roster for Anal is limited to Yes, No or Don't Know. What about Anal Play? Why isn't there a box in the review roster for Anal Play (Prostate Massage, Digital Insertion)? I know a lot of tantric providers offer Prostate Massage from reading their reviews but there is nothing in the review roster indicating whether Anal Play is offered.

This got me thinking about Fisting. A few...very few...providers I have seen actually enjoy this activity. While it is not my particular cup of tea, it may be something others enjoy. Yet there is no box in the review roster to indicate whether Fisting is offered.

I know, I know. Where would it end? Eventually, it could take an hour to complete a review.

Yes, I am using an alias because I don't want a slew of emails criticizing me for further objectifying women. This entire site objectifies women as a means of facilitating the transactions in which providers offer a range of gratifying services for which remuneration is tendered by the hobbyist. There will never be boxes in the review roster that indicate College Educated, Great Personality, Spiritual, etc.

Oh yes, I almost forgot...if anyone knows of a mature MILF 41 - 45+ years old with a super large clit, please post.