Partly to vent and partly to seek advice, I wanted to know if anybody has had an experience with a provider who, when the time comes, complains that you are too big to complete the act. I ask this not to brag –– truthfully, I am not gigantic or extremely large –– or to place blame on providers who have done this because, well, no typical screening can prevent this from happening.
Rather, I just don't know what to do in these situations because it is a complete session ruiner once a girl starts complaining of size. I'm simply unable to enjoy my experience when the provider is not liking it (or won't take it at all) because of pain. And while a BJ substitute has commonly been offered to me as recompense for the situation, there are also many providers who simply do not have the oral talents to rescue this situation. So, can any providers or fellow hobbyists who have had this experience drop some knowledge on me about the proper way to handle it? Totally bummed out from my latest experience...This gives the provider an opportunity to choose if your a good date for her, or not.
I second Madame Patricia. I, for example, stand a mere 5'0 in height. That being said, I may not always be physically able to accommodate. Sometimes it's not about endowment - but rather with height. If you're 6'4 --- it's going to be awkward and there are going to be limits that physically I can do nothing about.
Once in a while though, even when the sun and moon and stars are all aligned...you're still gonna have one of those days. Sorry you had a bad experience.Sounds like an unprofessional lazy provider who doesn't like dick
But maybe that's just me, someone who likes dick Not sure how to fix a problem like that, but if it were me and for some reason we couldn't get to the main course I would have offered either a discount or suggested lengthening our time to make up for limiting the date. Take care Mister Big
I agree with the lovely Ms. Knox. I'm pretty large and have been
able to fit into the smallest of places. Where there is a will there is always
a way.
I think it's an awkward question for a provider to ask a potential client. Personally, I can handle any size but know a lot of girls who can't or don't enjoy anacondas. If you do have a HUGE sausage, I would suggest sharing that in the first email to a provider so they have the option.
Just my birthday 2 cents for today.
XO
Alanah
...advance of a meeting. It's always hammered into us that we are not supposed to mention anything sexual prior to a meeting. Is there anything more sexual than saying: "Hey, I've got a big cock. Can you handle it?"
Should we say: "I drive a pretty big truck. Do you think it will fit in your garage? Make sure you have the right size car cover to wrap my truck in.
I agree with Goldie & mufftime's posts.
Alana that histrericaL
ANACONDAS LOL OL!!!!! Thank for the laugh'!!!!!! I need that!!!
simple Suggestion MAde her WET ..
I had guy that he told he big boy
to me get extra large magnum .......
NP
got his request .
on end he has not that big and the condom seems as ...rapper pants musician ..WAY TO BIG to his size ..... seems some people Live a dream on... or live in denial.. I rather do not discuss this type information on e mail ..
I think it's an awkward question for a provider to ask a potential client. Personally, I can handle any size but know a lot of girls who can't or don't enjoy anacondas. If you do have a HUGE sausage, I would suggest sharing that in the first email to a provider so they have the option.
Just my birthday 2 cents for today.
XO
Alanah
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I have had the same issue I love DT and Greek and not many can do it. But there are some who can or at least try. My last date was with a well known awesome girl who wasn't sure she could take it but we tried went slow and it worked. She was happy she did and actually said hey we just set a record lol. but I have had them flat refuse so at some point of contact before our date I try to in a round about way let them know I am above average size. As a couple here stated it is usually frowned upon to mention anything sexual so it's kinda tough because I don't want to be let down but I also don't want to make her or me feel awkward when the time comes. So here's my advise what I do I have a couple regular girls who I know can handle it and love it and I pretty much see them cause I know there will be no let down.
Hahaha yessss.. your post cracked me up! "But maybe that's just me, someone who likes dick!" I agree with you, sounds like a lazy provider...
coz I'm puttin' my bike in it!
Three or 4 providers on this thread are telling guys to mention their dick size before meeting. One even says to mention it in the introductory email. What happened to "never mention anything sexually related in communication." You always hear to never talk about things like that, and that's the quickest way to get your email deleted, ignored and even put on DNS lists.
So what happened? When did the rules change?
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So what happened? When did the rules change?
Please do not discuss this type information .... Specially on introductory e maiI
and do not send PICTURES on your inches Please ...
some guys are so obsess on their own cock THAt seems the first thing they do on morning.......... is measure their CATZO
TOOOO Much information
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if you guys are lager and need more room in a condom
try the female condom .. love it for the bigger or curved gent's