I wanted to share with my fellow TER members a interesting time I had several years ago.....

A friend of mine was getting married and it was the night of his bachelor party. The best man had everyone meet at his house for drinks and some sick porn.... Nasty European stuff.
A hummer limo showed up about 8 or 9 PM to take 18 of us to some strip clubs.
We went to a club somewhere off the 110 freeway and the 405, I think. Everyone had already had a few drinks in the limo on the way and this club served alcohol ...... bikini only.

As we arrived at the front door everyone was checked with a metal detector for weapons. One of the groom's friends set off the metal detector and was searched, at that time he informed the doorman that he was LE and he had a gun in his ankle holster and a knife in his pocket. The doorman said "you can't come in here with those weapons." So Mr. LE goes to the limo and gives the gun and knife to the chauffeur for safe keeping!!!  At this point I'm thinking what an A hole this guy is. I had never met him before, but he sure had that "I'm above the law" attitude we all love sooooo much.

After about an hour of no nudity and everyone getting pretty hammered we decided to go to a club that offered full nude and ultra high mileage......you know....the one in Upland.

At the high mileage club we bought he bachelor some private 2 girl VIP dances (I know from my personal experiences that these girls will rock you world) He came out of the back with a big smile. We all got VIP dances including Mr. LE.  

When Mr. LE returned to the limo he had to brag about the FS he got with the cute little blonde he had selected.  I noticed he was wearing a wedding ring..........   I guess if the place got raided he would have "badged out" with the local PD so his wife would never know...... What a strutting Ass!!!!

I had not received a moving violation in 12 years.......then 2 in just a month!!!!!!!   Hey LE .....how about pulling over some real criminals and stop fucking around with massage parlors, and CV girls!

With all of the busts in the last years I want to be carefull.....I don't have a "get out of jail free" card.