Ha! Ha! Ha! (If I can stop laughing long enough to write it!)  Ok, So I have an appointment lastnight at one of my west side hotels. This morning I get a call from the manager telling mo that I had left my Ipod and speakers behind..oops! My first appt. today wasn't till 3:30 so I didn't even realize they were missing from my suitcase! So I tell them I will come to pick them up later, So on my way to my 3:30 appt. I swing by the hotel and tell the guy behind the desk that I am there to pick up my Ipod. He gives it to me I say "Thank you" and start to head for the door..He says 'Wait you also left  some other  stuff..Huh? His face turns as red as my lipstick as he pulls out from under the desk my big-ass Freezer bag (totally transperent) FULL of vibraters, dildos bullets ,cock rings pretty much everything the Adult store has to offer, up to and including a big black strap-on AND an economy sized bottle of lube !! LOL!!
OMG! The look on the poor kids face...I backed out the door sooooooo f-ing humiliated but at the same time laughing so hard I almost peed my pants!  Guess I can take THAT hotel out of my rotation for a loooonnngggg time! XO