'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection -- either way we're getting screwed!'
You watch the news "incessantly"?!?! I'm surprised you haven't hung yourself already...and yeah all the viagra/cialis commercials make me long for the days when there were cigarette commericals!
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