omg I hate that stuff. A whole book case with only an allen wrench. Yikes, and why when im done do i have... extra hardware. lol I dont think thats supposed to happen.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/male-orgasm_n_3915485.html is one example, but if you look on the web you'll see tons of examples. Worst offenders are men with a condition that causes delayed ejaculation, meaning they take a really long time to get off and fake it rather than keep going.
But in keeping with the theme: Men have better long distance vision!
we can also pee standing up easier, maybe not better, than you girls can. Might be the way toilets are designed, who knows? Easier for us to aim, although we have often been accused of not doing a good job of that.
Take out the trash. Mow the lawn. Accept hierarchy w/o katty behavior in an organization. Start a wood burning bar-b-que. Overhaul an engine. Fist fight. Being blunt. Taking your lumps w/o complaining. Being Clint Eastwood. Not giving a shit about money because he knows he can survive (if necessary) w/o it. You know; build a fire, build a log cabin, kill something and eat it. A man. A REAL MAN!!! Get you to climax over and over and over . . .
Learned that in college. She'll turn around, bend over and spray that sucker like you won't believe. Suckers bet anytime, but at least you get a nice shot unless she cheats and wears a skirt and hikes it up when she ready to beat you.
1) We can pee farther in the woods 2) Leave the toilet set up 3) Appreciate the 350 lbs offensive linemen at UGA. 4) Understand the hardships that Hot Cheerleaders had to over come. 5) Fuck anything that moves after mid-night.
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