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Does my grandmother trying to slip me the tongue count? lol eom
GaGambler 133 reads
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I had this one guy that was a very sloppy kisser with way too much saliva going around. He needs to swallow his saliva. Lol.  

Lick Lick,

Ashley

A girl I dated a couple of times would not pucker up.  Her lips just kind of layed there.  LOL.

"submissive" or "passive" kisser?   Lol

have been on the good end of the spectrum.  What I don't like is when she presses her lips together tightly so I can't give a little tongue or get a little tongue from her.

LLAP,
Swim

Have had several ladies give a peck and turn away or zipper their lips tight. It happens.  But the worst were: A gal who opened her mouth about the size of a manhole and clamped to my face.  I felt like John Hurt in Alien.
The other was a lady who got hold of my tongue and proceeded to suck so viciously I was afraid it would be torn out at the root. Plus, she had in some sort of retainer so my tongue was pressed up against something that felt like a rough edged soup spoon.  Ugh.

CaptainRenault126 reads

I was somewhat experienced at kissing and sex at 17.  Lost my virginity to an older, married woman at 15 WOO HOO....  But she was totally a newbie, and thought kissing meant opening her mouth and banging her teeth against mine (AND, she had braces!).  Not good.  Tried to teach her, but not an apt pupil.  Was too afraid to risk a bj with those wire mesh items on her teeth.  One and done.

And have that bitch thrown in jail. Doesn't matter how she is now or even if she's dead...
I hate double standards.  
No I'm not in pro of it. But I'm against her too.

I don't know.
I have a couple of times, one or three times. In the mouth hmm one or two. But it was a provider and I remember tasting the coffee she was drinking. It was an expensive provider cause cheap ones don't. Even if it was bad it's all I've had, so.

By the way I'm away from the P&R board because bimpa is not there right now.  

lick, lick

A schmear of chopped liver can earn a lot of kisses.  
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Personally, I prefer ripe mango.
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She had a great body and wasn't bad looking but when we kissed, she opened her mouth so wide it would have make the shark on Jaws look like a guppy. She swallowed me whole. I usually can train or coach a girl to kiss, but she didn't get the memo. What a shame

Literally.  We went into a kiss  I was still about a foot away And she opens her mouth as wide as she could and sticks her tongue out as far as it would go.  I wasn't sure if should stick a depressor in there or throw her a fish.

He bit my lip & it was bleeding. Unbelievable.

Old girlfriend who was 8 years younger than I must not have had much experience.  She moved her tongue to fast.  I kept mine slow and she eventually slowed down herself.  

In the civvie world, I was seeing a woman who was divorced after 10 or 15 yrs with a man she claimed was a dud in the bedroom.  She had married young, he was yrs older than she was, she had been a virgin when they met. She knew nothing about sex except what she had learned from being with him, but he wasn't the  affectionate or romantic type. He was not into kissing, so she never learned how. Bottom line, according to her, they didn't LFK very much, and she had never ever French-kissed.

When I went to kiss her, just LFK at first, she was lousy at it, there was no passion or excitement or any positive reaction at all. Every two seconds she stopped me to say she didn't know what to do, or that she was embarrassed, or that I wasn't giving her a chance. Buzz kill. After a few days of that, we finally got LFK done, so I tried to slowly escalate us to DFK. Absolute disaster.  More stopping and starting, more pushing me away, more complaints, more teenage bs, she actually said it get like she was drowning to have a tongue entering her mouth. She kept trying to kiss by only opening her lips and teeth a quarter inch, and she would never try to put her tongue or lips in my mouth, said she thought she was choking. Well, pretty soon, I quit trying altogether. She told me that she had never given or received oral sex, so I knew that if she couldn't grasp kissing, I was wasting my time expecting a full-fledged sexpot. I bailed on her soon after that.

In the P4P realm, any kiss where the woman holds back qualifies as a bad kiss. Either DFK me or tell me no kissing allowed whatsoever, but don't tell me we can kiss each other and then your actions tell me you're not into it. A tiny peck at the corner of my mouth, or turning your head away at the last second, those are asshole moves. On, and by the way, don't say to me, "I only kiss my boyfriend" or some similar crapola like that. That's an erection-killer.

Not even I have bitten a mouth lip or otherwise

And in combination with her "Hoover vacuum turned up to 11" technique, I thought she was going to sever my tongue at the root. Unsexy, painful and unrepeated.

It’s a tie between the mouth wide open and the tongue flickers.

HelpAGuyOut81 reads

Too funny.  Agree!  I've had both unfortunately.  The mouth wide open is bizarre frankly.  That was with a porn star no less.  

A woman I dated would just pucker up and stay that way for the most part.  Okay, she opened her mouth up a little, but only a little.  I remember thinking as we're kissing, "why doesn't she open her mouth more?"  It just always felt weird kissing her compared to every other woman I've kissed, pro or civvie.  I don't recall getting tongue from her and it was hard to get mine in her mouth if I even tried.  We eventually had sex and the kissing never improved.  

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