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bitching and moaning, men are still better at hitting the pot, while standing up!   ;)

My Answer: Men Don't Fake Orgasms.  

Lol!

Lick Lick,

Ashley

omg I hate that stuff. A whole book case with only an allen wrench. Yikes, and why when im done do i have... extra hardware. lol I dont think thats supposed to happen.

Posted By: ashleyshye
My Answer: Men Don't Fake Orgasms.  
   
 Lol!  
   
 Lick Lick,  
   
 Ashley

...Ikea directions which are only illustrations.  We just put it together.

I gotta admit! I can put together IKEA furniture with my eyes closed in the dark :)
Simple ! :D  

But carrying the packages into the apartment from outside the building? FUHHGEDDABOUTIT !

That's a mans job !

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/12/male-orgasm_n_3915485.html
is one example, but if you look on the web you'll see tons of examples.  Worst offenders are men with a condition that causes delayed ejaculation, meaning they take a really long time to get off and fake it rather than keep going.

 
But in keeping with the theme: Men have better long distance vision!

Scratch their balls :-P

Sx
 

Posted By: ashleyshye
My Answer: Men Don't Fake Orgasms.  
   
 Lol!  
   
 Lick Lick,  
   
 Ashley

Drive ,cheat and snore
Ops  
Kidding  
Cc

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we can also pee standing up easier, maybe not better, than you girls can.  Might be the way toilets are designed, who knows?   Easier for us to aim, although we have often been accused of not doing a good job of that.  

Swim

No forget some pee all over the place lol

Take out the trash. Mow the lawn.  Accept hierarchy w/o katty behavior in an organization.  Start a wood burning bar-b-que.  Overhaul an engine.  Fist fight.  Being blunt.  Taking your lumps w/o complaining.  Being Clint Eastwood.  Not giving a shit about money because he knows he can survive (if necessary) w/o it.  You know; build a fire, build a log cabin, kill something and eat it.  A man. A REAL MAN!!!  Get you to climax over and over and over . . .  

like NO woman could do with you.  

Jonathan

Learned that in college.  She'll turn around, bend over and spray that sucker like you won't believe.  Suckers bet anytime, but at least you get a nice shot unless she cheats and wears a skirt and hikes it up when she ready to beat you.

As a southerner here are a few...

1) We can pee farther in the woods  
2) Leave the toilet set up
3) Appreciate the 350 lbs offensive linemen at UGA.
4) Understand the hardships that Hot Cheerleaders had to over come.
5) Fuck anything that moves after mid-night.

The time saved alone allows us to focus on the more important thing in life. Like screw.

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Women, on the other hand, are usually good looking and think they aren't- no matter how pretty they are, it's never good enough

bitching and moaning, men are still better at hitting the pot, while standing up!   ;)

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