Here are my 2 nominations for words I'm tired of seeing on this board:

"PORN STAR"

Unless you have a contract with Digital Playground, Wicked, Vivid or a major adult company and you are regularly touring the Spearmint Rhino chain as a featured weekend performer, you are NOT a porn star.  It's fine if you want to refer to yourself as a porn actress, but you are not a porn star.

In the world of "vanilla" movies, there are extras, bit players, character actors and a handful of actual movie stars.  Same deal applies to porn.

"CLASSY"

If you describe yourself as classy, you are -- in fact -- NOT classy.  Classy is a word that posers use.  Someone who was actually (what you call) classy would be elegant or some other "bigger word" adjective.


Any other suggestions from the peanut gallery?

Some of the most well known performers would not be considered "porn star" under your own definition.

And what "porn stars" are featuring at the Rhino right now?   NO ONE

Porn star is just a common identifier now without any reference to their performance.  Until a new term is created, I'll keep saying it because I love telling my civie friends, I did a Porn Star!  Their reaction is priceless.

Hahahaha, I agree, it's why all the bloggers use the word classy as klassy now.

And about couture.. I think if its written on your ass or anywhere else on the clothing, it is NOT couture. Doesn't mean you cannot enjoy it or wear it but it's simply not couture.
Having been a lucky guest in the Dior Couture salon on Avenue Montaigne in Paris I can tell you, it's a whole new 20k a dress ball park (or gown)  where even Paris Hilton cannot tread. Only the Arabs can afford it! Ahhh oil money

BB

Hey Megs, I left you a pm.

now THAT is the best comment on here in a long time.  Touche, Megan.

Like, "treat her right" or "her pussy was tight" or "that was the best blowjob I've ever had"  C'mom guys, we all know your last blowjob you got was one of the best and the next one you get is going to be even better!

About a quarter of the words in a BP ad, and a half of the words in a CL add. That's one reason I don't read them.

They use the word upscale incall and it turns out to be a shitty little Apt in Van Nuys or Travel Lodge off Sepulveda.  IMHO

then "return the favor" after she gives you a bbbj, (never understood that one... does she have a cock?) and remember fellows to "treat her right".

If we eliminated cliches, half the reviews would be almost empty.  Which might be a good thing.

but I'm afraid drivel such as that below will likely persist.

It would be my life's greatest satisfaction to make you happy.

From a CItyvibe ad.

@Brennan:

Yeah, I never could understand those people who walk around with a designer name on a T-Shirt when, in all likelihood, that's the only item from that designer they owned.