First of all, I had the greatest BFF sex with an old time liaison of 33 years...a real movie star whom shall remain nameless...she has the best tits ever and well, let's just say that it was a 10/10 and would pass TER Review  Police scrutiny of which I am a Capt.  BTW, this woman is DDG and was a real head turner and a real barn burner back in the 80s.

Next, for all you Sexagenarians, I'm going to see Sir Paul, that's right MACCA, this Friday Night at the MGM Grand Arena 4th Row Floor, Stage Right.  I've been reliving the 60s and been in tears for almost two weeks since I got my ticket and made plane and hotel reservations.  Listening to Beatles Radio 24/7 and listening to Sgt. Peppers right now.  Beatlemanicas will catch my drift...completely.

Needless to say, I've been coming all over myself and I'm not even gay.

TTYL,

DD