Its 1am Saturday night, technically Sunday but who gives a shit really, its irrelevant...
The facts of the situation are as follows- 1. I'm alone 2. I'm bored and feeling frisky 3. I'm pushing 30 and vulnerable...oh god its all going south from here, jesus why? 4. I'm feelin it......
Yes I am. I'm feelin the overwhelming urge and responsiblilty as a degenerate nymphomaniac and registered voter (hell why not) to sneak into the hot tub room and take some naughty pics. I need some one to hold the camera and click the button, male or female, I don't rightly give a shit, as long as you can point and click.......bonus if you can do so in every sense of the innuendo but I digress....its time to stand up and meet ur destiny......its time to take shameless pics of body parts increatively suggestive and equally offensive in nature.
Sorry for the late reply.......I was a little hungover yesterday. Actually a lot. Oh the humanity.....
I took it upon my little self to grab my camera and head for the hills to accomplish this mission on my own, and thank god for that, because apparantly A) a few cocktails and I'm all gung-ho about shit (pun intended) B) there's a security guard here and C) what unfolded was nothing short of legendary.
I was already half lit when I wrote my little Braveheart speech up there. I can tell by the glaring grammatical clusterfuck in the 2nd to last line.....horrific. However, even when crocked, the kid here never fails to impress, and the mission was accomplished. You know your life is in a strange place when ur looking over pics the next day saying 'jesus......maybe I just need to drink more often'
So yes I have pics and a story to tell......put it this way, I now have clearance to use the hot tub 24/7, when the damn thing closes at midnight, and I don't even live here. THAT is persuasion!
I've decided I want to make a picture show out of it with captions and music. And lulz......oh yes, there will be lulz, I promise. Stay tuned folks
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