Alyssa, I'll email you and hope to be included in your magic circle--all puns intended. In the meantime, I can't think of any praise higher for you than Theodore Roethke's
Of her choice virtues only gods should speak, Or English poets who grew up on Greek (I'd have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek.)
The finest things in the world are exclusive and elusive, and the Alyssa Rossi experience is about to become just that.
I have always chosen quality over quantity, preferring to limit my encounters so that I can offer the best experience possible. With my consistently high ratings, great reviews, and as part of the top 100 providers in Los Angeles, I must be doing something right. With me, its all about making connections, stimulating mind as well as body. We have several receptors with which to experience pleasure, and I like to make sure we touch upon them as many as possible.
It seems my demand has grown and I find myself not having enough time to fulfill all the requests I receive. Since I can't clone myself at the moment, and I would rather not pack my schedule and give you a diluted version of the Alyssa Experience, I have chosen to keep a limit on my schedule and increase my exclusivity.
So....In less than one month, I will be launching my website and simultaneously increasing my rates.
Don't panic! Before that happens I want to offer you the opportunity to be part of what I like to call my "Inner Circle." The Inner Circle will consist of a limited number of members who will be the only ones with the privilege of continuing to visit with me at my current rate.
I am keeping this group small so not everybody will be able to be included. This is about making sure that everyone who visits with me gets the full experience they deserve and I can ensure that only by continuing as a low volume provider.
If you are interested in being part of the Inner Circle, please email me to let me know you would like to be considered and I will email you back with the details.
Also, as a little bonus, I'm throwing in a set a steak knives if you email within the next 24 hours! Email within the next 10 minutes, and I'll double the offer!
I'm just kidding about the steak knives, but the Inner Circle part is definitely true.
So if you would like to be in the company of one of the top LA providers who is genuine, highly intelligent, humorous, down-to-earth and downright sexy, please email me.
If we have never met before, please follow the link below to my ad where you will find all the requirements for screening. I do need all of your information to screen you, so please make sure you send that in your first email to me, don't leave anything out please.
I always appreciate emails that are kind and include everything I ask for, and I give those emails top priority. Kindness is always well rewarded!
Alyssa, I'll email you and hope to be included in your magic circle--all puns intended. In the meantime, I can't think of any praise higher for you than Theodore Roethke's
Of her choice virtues only gods should speak, Or English poets who grew up on Greek (I'd have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek.)
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