A very large barrel of laughs!!

When I give refs for my well endowed clients I always say something discrete so that the girl is prepared, has the right supplies to make sure it's a great date! Also, some girls do not want to see a well endowed guy, if it hurts her.

I know there are lots of rules about what you can and cannot say but I think it'd be nice if you would discretely warn us, especially if it's a long date or you like multi multi rounds of fun.  


That's all....it came up last night and I thought some of the girls may feel the same way. Or maybe I am the only one that doesn't buy in bulk?

Happy weekend everyone!
BB

big enough to need magnums.  the little rubbers literally cramp my style.  when i've tried to tell providers, they don't seem to care or worse, they don't "get' the most straight forward euphamisms.  had one tiny provider, who clearly had a complex about here height, get very defensive when i told her "i am big".  she replied something like "don't think small people aren't beautiful.." or something strage like that.

anyway, yeah, put a "big cock" warning on us.  not for the feint of heart...  fyi, some civvie girls live for it, they just pace themselves.

Having been told that I should warn new friends that I am a bit on the large side I try and let them know without being too graphic for initial conversations. I have also learned to bring my own supply of condoms just in case she is not prepared.

While I have had the occasional "I'm not sure if that will fit" moments I seem to recall that it was not an issue with you Miss B.

Party like it's 1988, of course.

Simply say I require the gold gifts lol....

Are you a good girl scout and cum prepared Brennan?????

Being that I am of a particular size myself, I highly appreciate being forewarned by another provider or my new friend that I am about to meet.  I do also pass along that important piece of knowledge should another provider be requesting a reference from me.  She deserves every chance to be prepared.   Truth be told, not everyone "fits" with me, so its helpful to know ahead of time.

I find that a larger percentage of the "big and tall" group (as we shall call them) seem to either play a little stupid about their endowments or are unnecessarily humble about their size.  I understand that for some it comes from a position of not wanting to be a braggart and a few others are woefully ignorant of their size and the etiquette that carrying those few extra inches entails.   Thankfully I am always fully stocked and well prepared no matter what, but to know what to expect is always helpful.

So guys, if you are packing a little extra, then its only fair to the kind lady to make a kind yet clear declaration of your "possessions."  Let her prepare as she needs or decline if she needs to.  Not all gals are going to react like Lili von Shtupp (see attached clip if you are Mel Brooks ignorant)...lol!

And gals I promise I will always give you ample warning, I hope you will do the same for me.

Very Funny Alyssa..Gives a whole new meaning to Mr. Big..lol

No, no, no, no, no

YES!!!