I left!!

This is a provider that had all 10s and 9s BTW..,I was excited to meet her and I walked to the door and she smelled like a cigarette/smoke and was NOT a 10 or 9. More like a 5 or 6.  I went in her place and told her that she smelled like an ashtray and I had to leave !!  If I'm going to pay my hard earned money for a women she is going to be in tip top shape, smelling good and really good in bed.   Does that make sense ??

Showing up at a provider's home and her kid is there. I walked right back out the door!

got BBBJTC, got ready to muffdive, got informed Aunt Flo had'nt gone home yet.

Arrrrggghhh.

Being straight up robbed by providers of course in a league by itself...

I had a pass out mid session.

i found out after she was a MAJOR drug abuser

One time years ago I saw a girl in the Magic castle hotel. As I was Daty her little black pimp busts in with a gun and says she owes him money I am scrambling to get dressed , he`s tweaked out and yelling and says I owe another 300 bucks. I calm him down and say I have to go to the Atm with me. As we are at the one on Sunset by Ralphs, He is now calm and I have actually befriended him and was joking with him, saying I want to see his other girls,Blah blah blah, and when I saw the right instant I grabbed his head and smashed his face into the ATM. He went down bleeding from his forehead, I grabbed the little revolver he had down by his side in his hand which he now drtopped, flipped it openand spilled the shells and threw it down the drain. I casually walked to my car and drove away as he layed there slumped in front of the atm. I think it was a scam they pulled with guys but the little prick lost this one. I wrote about this in one of my earlier reviews and had some other crazy adventures back in the begining of TER. You should check them out. So I think this was very unprofessional but quite an adrenalin rush. I was also 10-12 years younger and a lot more fearless then too. But back then you didn`t fuck with Pauliewalnuts.

Also one time the girl was so drunk on screwdrivers that my BBBJ was finish with an OJ puke all over me. But she was so drunk she went on to CIM. A little sticky finish but a first.

One time I got together with this provider (in the 400/h range) with great reviews.  

I get to her nice motel room,
she greets me,
offers the shower,
I accept,
and when I get inside,
the bathroom REEKS like sh#t!
It appears like a couple of minutes before I arrived,
she had took a dump,
the place smelled really bad,
no lysol spraying, no matches,
the toilet showed traces of her feces,
the shower was dry, meaning that she did not shower afterwards,
it totally killed the mood.
I told her that I felt grossed out and wanted to leave.
She offered a discount but I left anyway.

ONE - Booked an incall with a 21 yo, hot-looking slender Asian gal, at least according to CV.  Motel scene.  Should have been a warning flag, but I was young and stupid.  I am no longer young.  Door opens.  Behind the door is a 45 y.o. WHITE woman, about 5'5" and 165 lbs.  I said, "where's the Asian gal," and she tried to convince me she was the gal in the pic.  I said words to the effect, "I was born at night, but not last night..."  BYE BYE....

TWO - Booked a $300 hottie asian gal on THATMALL ESCORTS who listed GFE and so forth.  Pay the tab upfront and she proceeds to do a so so FBSM....  I ask her when the sucking and fucking is going to start and she says she only advertises as FBSM.  I boot up the lap top (I had come from work) and show her the ad on THATMALL under escorts, and point out that the ad says GFE!  She refuses to suck.  I demand my money back.  She says she's going to call the police.  I say, "here, use my phone...."  She calls her booker.  He comes over and says I have to leave.  I say, "not without my money."  HE then threatens to call the cops.  I say, "to hell with you both, I will call them...."  As I start dialing (my home number! just bluffing!) they refund 200 of the 300, but I tell them I have to get at least a hj for 100....  And DAMN if the fucking booker didn't step into the bathroom and wait till the girl jerked me off!  I dunno if THEY or I win for least professional encounter!

To ALL instances..ROTF In awe at some of them..wow! Crazy, hilarious and just *woah* lol

I pulled a major gaff a couple years ago.  I had made an appointment with a well know provider during my lunch hour.  We verify the appt that morning.  She calls me as I am parking to give me her code and apartment number.  I confirm and finish parking.  I reach in to my glove box for my wallet, and it is not there.  It dawns on me that I left it on my desk at work.  Did not want to just bail on her, so I sucked it up and went upstairs and confessed to her what I had done (had to do it in person).  She was a ltttle pissed, but we had good laugh about it later when I saw her (and left a generous tip).