So tell me why, some men just do not take the time to do this simple little thing.

Step 1: Take a shower
Step 2: Wash the CRUST off of your family jewels
Step 3: Wash yourself
Step 4: Wash yourself

If you've taken a shower more than once and cannot CLEAN yourself, STOP CALLING PROVIDERS!  And DO NOT get mad at me and write me a bad review because your DIRTY and I will NOT see you!

That was my rant.  Thanks!

You know Kira, It always made me wonder why some of you lovely ladies had to request or point out good hygiene in your various websites and/or ads.  I just assumed because of the activity involved that hygiene was the last thing either party had to worry about.  However, I guess I am naive because obviously it is a problem.  Wow.  To have to spell that out is rather pathetic.

It amazes why some providers make posts like this to point everyone to their mediocre reviews.

Because we have no other way to speak about our review ? Just because you have the power to post it.. doesnt mean it was right. Sum boys.. with little toys get a power trip.. Hope your not on that list.

I feel for you ladies!  I saw my AFT yesterday and the first thing she said to me was "You smell so good" what type of lotion do you use.  Before I see a provider, have sex with a Civvie women, I ALWAYS trim, shave, put on lotion, and know that I look and SMELL clean!  Shit I do it when I don't see a provider or fuck a civvie chick.  Guys!  GUYS!  GUYS!  Clean yourself.  I think a lot of guys have NO fucking clue what the word clean means.  That's the issue.  I do feel for you women that have to deal with this shit.  I guess it makes it better for guys like me that are clean and ALWAYS smelling good. I get more from the ladies.  Most of the women that say in thier reviews that they only provide CBJ give me BBBJs.  See what happens when you are clean guys!!!  HELLO!!   ok....that's enough ranting.

Hope "you're" not on that list.

You could look at his review history and see, with very few exceptions, that he doesn't like anybody, and 7/7 is a good score for his history, and therefore not throw Kira under the stereotype bus before doing a little homework.

It would be, to me, a welcome addition to the TER exchange.  I mean, I often see a provider with stellar reviews get a mediocre 6/6 or worse, and wonder, "wow, how could that be?"  And the truth is that maybe she had an off day, maybe the guy was a douchebag who is never pleased (like one of those people on YELP who give a restaurant a ** 2 star review when everybody else is giving it **** 4 or even **** 5!  Or there could have been another reason why an anomaly of a review pops up.  It would be great if the girl could explain, and the hobbyist community as a whole could judge for themselves (and by "community" I mean hobbyists and providers, both).  At the very least, it would be fair to the provider to at least give her a chance.  RT

I think your attention is needed in several threads below!  RT

This was a fun distraction. The last reviewer's style certainly was interesting. Didn't sound like an old Guy, and kira's title indicated she hooked up with an unclean older Guy.  Either way it sounds gross, but odds are that people who don't care about their hygiene wouldn't put any time into reading the forums.

I see NO problem with that...she is just speaking her mind.  And I don't know you and her .....it's kinda just a fact.

I have given a 7/7 review and I'm clean as can be.  I'm cleaner than most of the providers, if not just as clean.  I take pride in what i smell and look like.  Shit, I shave, trim, shower, use lotion ever day...my ex-civies girl friends would make fun of me for that, however, I didnt give a shit....I take pride in myself and not just when I'm going to have sex or fuck a civvie chick.  I gave a 7/7 because the women I saw had bad breathe and she smelled.   I gave her a NICE review and didn't even say anything negative in the review.  I think I was very nice.  She was WAY below my standards.  And that's ok....everyone has different taste.  I get that.  I'm just saying...it not always the guy that is nasty.  Thank GOD I have only encountered one provider like that and she got the right rating.  Read my reviews.

Some guys just don't get it. Where do they think they're going
to a basketball game. Anyone who arrives looking or smelling foul
should be shown the door and if it pisses him off tell him
it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Why would any guy think that anyone would want to be in bed
with them with less than good hygiene?
Good for you. Throw the bum out.

He doesn't have much good to say about anyone.
An angry man who will soon burn himself out among
the ladies.

Some guys are just pigs and that's all there is to it! This is why the K girls don't even give you a choice. You walk through the door, you get a kiss and she takes you to the shower.

Agreed..When I sometimes come from work or the gym, I always ask for a shower from the girls that I see. They very much appreciate it and will reward you handsomely for your good manners. Even if I already took one, I will gladly take a shower with a lovely k-girl..no ands ifs or butts..(butts, yes)

Even a quick shower or a together shower just feels good! Sometimes though, when they know it is me coming to see them, they either just want to go at it with me sweaty and sticky..I am like, no! Shower first!! and they start to pout...WTH?/ Cant even win that..but yes..please take a shower...

how classy she is. As far as standards? I've read your reviews, viewed the websites and your tastes are way below my standards; however I would not keep coming on here and blasting one of them if I was stupid enough to see one of them. You on the other hand, met her at a social and she charmed your pants off - and once the REAL YOU showed up BCD it all came apart, and according to her stellar reviews - you have just outed yourself as a lame dick with money! So, with your great looks, money, you really can't score in real life! ROFLMA

I'm probably going to get myself in a train wreck here, but here I go...

Ah yes, the infamous 7/7 review!  When I get a request from a potential gentleman caller, and I see that they give mostly 7/7 or 7/6 to providers who usually get great reviews, I think to myself, "I bet they didn't smell very well or were creepy"!  Have you noticed that maybe the review says, "I tried kissing her but she kept turning away!",  "I could tell she just wanted to get it over with" or "I don't know how she got those other great reviews?"   If most of their reviews say these things it makes me wonder about them.  I have some 7/7's, only one fell in this catagory.  The others, well we just didn't click.  So, maybe read all the reviewers reviews and see what the common theme is.  If no one wants to kiss them, it could be that they had really bad breath.  Or the provider didn't want to spend too much time with them, it could be because of B.O.  

So, yes, some times we get real stinky guys.  I've been pretty fortunate and have had some great smelling guys!  I can only think of maybe 3 stinkers in the couple of years I have done this.  Yes, it's sad, that we have to put in our ads that we love great hygene, but sometimes we need to put in these little reminders.

Love freshly showered men,
Laina

K-girls also lick your asshole??  Thats why they have you shower right away.  Guys are fucking messes and smell.  I have SO many friend that don't give a shit what they look like or smell like.  I ALWAYS tell them....dude...you smell...take a shower.  They look at me with a dumb face.  And these are all very successful guys that have money.  I guess my mom did things right .

So it is your contention that the lady that you gave a 7/7 review had bad breath and smelled bad??? That is how you are going to spin than today?? I thought it was because she was not thin enough or toned enough for your tastes?? That was the original story.  I know the lady in question quite well and there has never been a time when she had even a hint of a hygine problem and her reviews support that because your score is the exception.

I fully acknowledge that everyone is entitled to their opinion and one persons 9 is another persons 7 but why you feel compelled to post something that based on the rest of her reviews is untter nonsense I have no idea.....I. just do not see anything positive coming from it.

I feel sorry for any woman that has to spend more than five minutes BCD with this arrogant, egomaniacal prick.  I don't know why he even needs a woman he's obviously passionately in love with his oh-so-wonderful self.  

the Kshower is my favorite part!  

Every single one of your posts reveal you to be a total, unmitigated, self-aggrandizing a**hole. But this is a new low even for your pencil-dicked overcompensating self.

Why don't you fulfill the promise you made in choosing your handle and FidOFF

Let's get one thing completely clear "oprahwindbag"...!  I never bitch, moan, and complain on this board EVER, and your slamming me because I'm pointing out a FAKE review? Are you eff'ing kidding me? Nice fake handle, why don't you post under your real name.

Thanks to everyone for sticking up for me! You all rock! Ladies, do not see that guy! He has horrible hygiene, messed up teeth, and speaks horrible broken English.  I'm looking out for my ladies here, and gents pleas remember to use soap and water! Lol

Kira

I am extremely squeaky clean! Shaven, manicured, pedicured, hair done, great makeup, lotion, perfume.... And a 2 hour getting ready routine.  ask any of the hobbyists that have written my reviews and have written a bazillion reviews for other ladies.   thank you, that is all.  ;p

I'm sure the women that say CBJ's in their ads but then give you a BBBJ really appreciate being outed.

sounds like you are bitter.  I'm not going to low myself to your standards and calling you names and play your silly little school yard games.  WOW.....You guys are grown men.

Grow up and stop calling me names like you are in second grade.  Really?  You are a grown man....come on.  Jealolus makes people say some crazy shit

Next time I will not write a review.  I think it's better to write of review is you have positive things to say, however, if you don't just don't write a review.  Life and learn.  I'm always learning and growing.  I get it.  Really....

you need to grow up and think about the effect the things you say have on other people.  didn't anybody ever teach you that?   that would be called thinking maturely and that is not something you have shown yourself capable of.  

have you thought at all about how your comments affect this girl?  did you stop and think of her reaction when she read this comment you left?  oh, you know, you probably did and you are the kind of asshole who gets off on bullying girls.  

you say that everyone on this board should be happy and not be mean to each other, yet you are constantly posting thinly veiled insults

i looked at the review you mentioned and that happened like 5 months ago dude and you can't seem to leave her well enough alone.  i know the woman in question and she is the epitome of classy, so i'm guessing that you are just trying to get back at her for something.  what, did she not think you were as gorgeous as you have told of us that you are?  did you find out she was smarter than you, maybe she used big words?

your consistent comments on this board do nothing but show every single one of us that you are immature and you hate women.  

 and by the way, in case you didn't realize your shit review on her stellar record make you look like the ass, not her.

Safe the Drama

I don't understand your response.  I never stated it was a problem with her making the post.  I was stating that it is pathetic to have to tell another human being to be mindful of their hygiene.  What are you getting at?  You just think you saw something in my response that you didn't see.  Recognize next time.

To clear the air on this, it is the same guy. Late thirties, Asian, TER handle was given when he screened and TER email to verify account. Appt did NOT happen, and the review is most definitely fake.  Kira did not see this guy, asked him to leave, called us freaking out and asked to have him un-verified from the system because he's a health hazard to anyone in our community.

And a bait and switch? Is that guy for real? Why on earth would anyone give a provider a 7/7 if it was a bait and switch? Not to mention, Kira has been openly providing going on 3 years... Bait and switch... Obviously he doesn't know what that means. And for those of you that know Kira, you know this guy is a total liar.

Not only that, but I don't even understand half of what he's saying, he should not even be allowed to review at all. If someone can explain what he said, I'm all ears! Lol

Andrea