That would sure put a rest to short timing in the future.

Who among us hasn't been traumatized by this horrible experience before?

(J/K folks)

I found this post on the Vegas board. As the op stated "you can't make this stuff up"

Who called LE for theft because he felt he had been overcharged by a provider. His mugshot was really nice in the paper.

No chance of winning, There was no contract and even if there was courts do not recognize contracts involving illegal activities.