Anyone have the hang low on this agency? “Divine Courtesans”

There was an agency that provided an exceptional escort for one of our readers, a Mr. Rudy Rutabagas, name changed to protect the guilty, of Memphis who has found great relief in the arms of one of their large lipped escorts, known to her paramours as Donna with the deep throat.

In any event Rudy was feeling unfulfilled the other day and tried to contact Donna through her booking agent at an agency out of the east coast know as “Divine Courtesans.” Every time he tried to get to the agency’s site, he got "Forbidden - You don't have permission to access / on this server.”

I tried as well to get to their site. But ended up with the entrance to a site for “The Divine Courtesan,” a mature woman who works out of Los Angeles and specializes in men with mother fixations or was it prostrate problems, no just kidding, she is the bomb as they say, if you can afford her. (I hope she has a sense of humor as I don't want her contacting me unless she is giving out freebies)

Oh well, you don’t have to know much more but I got caught in the singular rather than the plural, “Courtesan” rather than “Courtesans.” Going back to my goggle search I made it plural and got the same non-responses that Rudy got. Seems that the site has been wiped clean off the net as cleanly as just diapered baby’s ass. Rudy followed up with some info that he gleaned from someone, that the agency was raided by the FBI and the owner arrested, and that the agency, known to be an alleged offshoot of the Miami Companions who suffered similar treatment some time back.

Rudy has two questions:
1. Does anyone know what actually happened to the Divine Courtesans Agency?
2. Is he in trouble? (As he was a frequent client for Miss Donna, the agencies famous mouthpiece or should we say, piece of mouth?)

If you know anything, please pass it on. When the FBI, known to most of us as the Fanny and Bust Interceptors, shuts down a site they actually put up a notice, “Shut down by the FBI,” or something of that sort, when it is done by other agencies, such as state prosecutors, the site just disappears.

Now as for the fact that we assume Rudy is listed somewhere in the bowels of the agency’s client list, will he become subject to public ridicule? ( or public approval, you never know, most women are happy to find a man who likes to have sex with women) When an Arizona agency was busted, the state prosecutor put a list of the agencies clients with dates and comments up on the Internet; if you were unfortunate enough to have used your real name with that agency you are now memorialized for Internet eternity. However, the chances of others tracking you will be a time consuming effort as more time passes. When a Miami agency was busted there was the threat to do the same but evidently, and I am assuming this, there were too many high profile names on their books. This is why if you use agencies, which I think is a very risky business, always best to check in using an assumed name like Obama. Biden, Jimy Swagert, or that naked congressman’s name caught on Adult Losers site a few weeks back with his penis fully enlarged (I am told it was the close up camera lens that made him pop out like that.)

So what will happen if you too used Miss Donna as an oral receptacle? Who the fuck knows? We will just have to wait and see. But I would say this, very few people other then the victims spend time going through these lists, if you get listed there is nothing you can do about it. Therefore, no need to spend time in lawyer’s offices unless she is a female and bent over the desk for you with her panties at her feet, preferably while wearing high heels, but I digress.  Don’t spend your hard earned bucks that could be used more pleasurably for other sweet f...., you figure it out!

I don’t want to say I told you so, that is what my wife always says, but I have always suggested to all of you and I have always preferred independents, preferably those that are illiterate and blind (as they do not keep records unless they are 78’s).  Do not use a credit card except to buy condoms and let your escort call you by the name of your wife’s brother or your worst enemy, at least for the first few insertions. Find a nice newbie independent girl who doesn’t screen but can scream if you hit the right spot. Become friends with her and fuck her until the cows come home. There is something so relaxing about Elsie. That is my advice as your best bet for security. And if all goes well and she decides to give up servicing other guys, you might even make the arrangement permanent, but that is another argument for another time....  ( I am referring to the indi escort, not Elsie. Oh go moo yourself!)


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Centuries after his passing, we still honor his memory and contribution to society by allowing one to hang low- particularly on hot days, which were Won's favorite.

Long before the internet gave us the urban dictionary and a plethora of ridiculous new terms, mostly made up by college freshmen drinking alone in their dorms on Saturday night because they couldn't get laid, there was erudition, creativity and wit.

Thanks, Legal Beagle, for demonstrating this lost art.

Hang Low was a Tabullian philosopher during the 12th century. His name is synonymous with knowledge or earthy wisdom. Although he started life as a lowly cobbler, his tutelage under Buster and his companion Tie led to his founding of a sea side retreat at the foot of Jade Mountain during the Shoe Dynasty. His followers wore sandals woven from fish skins symbolic of Hang’s belief that all life evolves from the sea. Long fasts without sex were practiced for 17 days and concluded with the Flounder Rituals also known as Sushimushi where orgies on the beach were timed with the incoming tide that carried migrating smelts onto the sandy shore. He was one of the first hedonists to connect the concept of paradise on earth with orgasm being the sacred fuel for the inner sole. Part of the rituals of Hang’s teaching involved highly stylized sexual practices known as “the slipper” where the female takes a squatting position with her back arched so that intercourse can be practiced by the male while in a standing position. Because of the size of Hang’s appendage, on the up stroke his disciples would point and shout in unison “Hang Low” at the moment it became visible. Hang fathered over 423 children and his descendants number over a quarter of a million today and are easily recognized in the traditional Tabullian Bath Houses where onlookers will laugh, point and shout “Hang Low.”   For more info contact the Down Low Society.

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also we have some info that there is some confusion here as to whether they were closed down or it may be another agency--keep tuned

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but they have changed the "permissions" on the server so that none of the files are viewable.

this can be done with about 2 keystrokes so there is a possiblity it was done in error but it would just be a really stupid error that most geeks wouldn't make.

the site never went down, nothing inside necessarily changed, they just had the door locked.

for instance, if i were to post a link on this board that went to a thread on the provider's board, anyone without access to the provider board would get an error page... ter has customized their error page but what you probably saw was the default apache server 403 error page. .  similar to the one shown below

so just like you guys can limit access to parts of the TER website using the forum software "permissions" in the admin panel, there's also a way to limit access by changing the "permissions" on the directories (file folders) directly on the apache server which generates the apache error page .  

hope that makes sense ?