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Opposing counsel cries foul to the presence of a Buxom Paralegal...
twolipseeker 7 Reviews 3097 reads
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in a small claims court hearing. In this case the Brazilian wife of the claimant attorney acting as his Paralegal, is here "to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings" as the defendant lawyer claims.

I guess he has such a weak defense, that he will resort to such a shameful tactics...

Posted By: Legal_Beagle
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That is incorrect.  Lawyers may not be allowed in small claims court in your jurisdiction but most jurisdictions allow attorneys in small claims court.  Now, we can argue why someone would hire an attorney for a small claims case as they aren't necessary but they are allowed.

I would counter-argue that opposing councel is a big dick, and therefore should also be recused.

(still not a lawyer, obviously)

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How can anybody be held accountable for their actions when in close proximity to ample amounts of womanly cleavage?  I rest my case.

An attorney that I've been to trial with many times also practices in the a neighboring state, which even though is only across the mighty ohio river, it's like going back in time 50 years.

For a woman in her 40's, she has taken extremely good care of herself, and has an amazing body and doesn't hesitate to use it to her advantage in trial.

She informed me last summer that the "boys" (older male attorneys in this small town) were trying to draft a motion to the court to "have opposing counsel dress modestly".

Unfortunately, they had no basis for their motion, so the next day she wore something a little tighter, a little shorter, and much more revealing.

I was surprised it didn't make the local paper!!!

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