Legal Beagle Survives Testicular Surgery


We received word that our resident attorney, Legal Beagle, who is actually a well known legal and medical scholar (contrary to his detractors who claim he is actually an assistant garbage man in Hawthorne CA), was rushed to the surgical table at a Beverly Hills Veterinary clinic and underwent painful scrotal surgery to remove his extra testicle.

Seems the Beag was so strongly male orientated that the Great Canine in the sky had added a third focali as bereft the Beag’s hyper sex drive. When asked the truth of the rumor, Beagle denied the tail waging and admitted it was a painful week following hernia surgery with another week of recovery ahead.

Any good news Beag?

“Yeah, my girl friend showed up this morning and I got an instant erection so I guess my plumbing is still in working order. Just love that Cock-a-poo!”