This is starting to happen with alarming frequency.  I think the power of suggestion is at work. How can you get that pissed off in just two years of marriage?

They're saying she could get life in prison because she threw his member in the garbage disposal and turned it on, just to make sure it couldn't be reattached!

Of course, she could just as likely be found not guilty by a jury of pissed-off housewives, get a book deal and a hit the talk show circuit with Gloria Allred standing next to her and doing all the talking.

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And with a misogynistic twist; if this were a man who had tied up his wife with a malicious intent, I can close my eyes and claim a verdict already.

She went to a LOT of trouble to pull this off- drugged him, tied him up, did the dirty deed, then threw it in the disposal.  At any one of those steps she could have stopped and come to her senses, but she just kept going.

Though she did call the cops afterwards, which I found rather strange.  That may be enough to keep her from claiming she was insane.  But what do I know.

I'm sure the defense will concoct a story of unbearable abuse by her husband, whether it happened or not.  And I'm sure she was molested as a child, and I think we can also safely assume she'd been raped- probably multiple times.  Oh, and post-partum depression, that's almost a given, even if she didn't have children.  

Like you said, if a man did this crime, you wouldn't even need a trial to know the outcome.  Didn't trials used to judge people on whether the act was or wasn't committed- not on whether the story of their life is sad enough to get on Oprah.

You SOB! That Oprah comment made milk come outta my nose lol

There once was a gal, Catherine Kieu Becker.
Who’s husband was a home wrecker.
With her ass filled by a bug,
she gave him a drug,
And as he slept she cut off his pecker.

I guess that's what they call love.  And he must feel the same way too since he does what she says!

The milk that i'm PERMITTED to drink doesn't have enough color in it to qualify as anything other than 'a milky SUBSTANCE! lol

Who said I wanted to be a member of any club that would allow MP in?

as if this wasn't enough
she began to play rough
and disposaled said pecker of Becker

I'll be you both gave your English teachers fits.

Not like that sentence would.

she was my first teacher crush.  She was right out of college, maybe 22 or 23, very attractive in a GND sort of way, and had just a hint of a southern accent.

She always wore very form fitting angora sweaters and had a nervous habit of fiddling with the top button.  She probably had no idea what she was doing to us guys.  I can't tell you how many hours I spent waiting for that button to pop open and reveal the objects of my desire.  I used to sit in class with boners almost every day just thinking about it!  

Now you made me remember my 8th grade science teacher. Same thing sweaters unbuttoned, heaven when she leaned over your desk to point something out on your paper. Plus she used to sit on her desk in the front of the class and cross her legs. I don't remember a thing she may have taught us but I would never miss her class.