what does the stripper wear? oh, I mean the dresser

just kidding, yes this is an old idea and it would give the attorney an argument that you did not accept the funds and therefore there was no pay for sex contract affirmed by collection, but recent cases are kicking these old ideas out of court because this is a trick or a sham and the judge, the jury, the dresser and all of us know that it does not matter where your client sticks it, it is still sex for money unless he fails to stick it (then you might have an argument for companionship)...as for the credit card deal, that blows the dresser concept to hell as what are you going to claim you accepted money for? are you running a furniture store? did you sell him the dresser? in any event best not to give any client a receipt where you specify what sexual service you performed and how much each act costs, or the other hand it might be good advertising and you might end up with some new clients from the jury pool....up until now I have heard of threesomes with a stripper included, but not a dresser, ah well you learn something new every day....

it's too much!  AS LB said, envelope razzle dazzle will not keep you out of jail.  Keep your attorney's number in your speed dial and call him if you get busted.  Whatever advice he gives you about how to conduct your business is probably useless. Screen well, be smart, don't be greedy and trust your gut.

Thanks for you're responses!!