Late night at the local watering hole and as the bar keep began tidying up, the only female left in the place approaches and suggests that we should go to her place so that neither of us has to face the reality that we struck out.  Sounded like a great idea to me and off we went.  With her in rocking cowgirl and me stronger that usual, her labored breathing followed by a scream of joy made it clear she got off big time.  Then, with a straight face, she tells me that I just made her a prostitute.  With a puzzled look on my face, since I knew I wasn't paying her anything, she says, yes, you did because in this State the law says if you give me anything of value in exchange for sex, its prostitution and that orgasm you just gave me was certainly "of value".