A Few Words on Duck’s Asses, Pussy Posses, and Pimp Round-Ups


   Up until now New York has been a rather safe place to dip your wiener in hot sauce, but all of a sudden the DA (no, that is not an abbreviation for duck’s ass) decides that it is time to start rutting around in the pubic garden. While the internet has reduced the masses of street prostitutes that used to make a drive through Manhattan a delicious vice, how delightful the naked breasts and bare asses at the mid town west side exits used to be from late night till dawn, and the hordes of low down whores at the Point. In recent years these locals have become far less active venues for cocks and tails, turning many avenues into picturesque places for mom and pop, little Lucy and myriads of tourists who used to trip over condoms.

    You can thank the Internet, Mr. Mayor for making the big Apple a more of a family picnic area. This is not to say that meaner ladies of the night cannot be found on street corners, and you should always tip you hat when you pass them, but the cleaner gals are available with a tap of the digit on the computer key board and they sure make the visiting tourist to the fair city a lot happier when they can cum and go without regrets, and contrary to the News, you can get Jane-ed off for a lot less than $600.

   Well to get to the point, it looks like the owners of web sites are in for a hot summer in New Amster-damit. The D.A. is going after them by charging them with being pimps. Whether this will be focused on agencies running escort sites or whether it will expand to attack the Internet Classified Newspapers remains to be seen. But if I was an agency running an escort web site I think this might be a good time to take a long vacation, Havana is great this time of year.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Even-After-Prostitution-Bust-Escort-Website


-- Modified on 7/31/2011 9:27:22 AM